Brothers Grim
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The first thing Ben does upon realizing he's corporeal is kiss Klaus square on the mouth. This is, of course, right after punching him in the very same mouth, so Ben can sort of understand Klaus’ confusion.
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- Part 1 of Brothers Grim
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Just to be a shit, Diego doesn’t give him the joint back. He brings it to his lips and takes a hit, holding in the desperate, childish urge to cough or sputter. It’s not exactly his first, but it’s been a damn while.
Klaus---Klaus looks surprised.
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- Part 2 of Brothers Grim
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Maybe it’s nature, maybe it’s nurture (maybe it’s something about the backward way the world spat them out before their father chewed them up) but like calls to like.
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- Part 3 of Brothers Grim
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Give Me Your Hand And I'll Hold It by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Mar 2019
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“We haven’t even...taken our clothes off.” He says all of this to his knees. His knees will not judge him. Diego will probably not judge him. Ben usually doesn’t care if people judge him - he’s got ancient eldritch monsters for intestines. Sex is just...weird. It’s a weird thing that makes him feel weird, usually in a good way, sometimes not and he suspects this is a teenage hormone imbalance he’ll never grow out of. Great
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- Part 4 of Brothers Grim
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telescope eyes, metal teeth by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Mar 2019
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“Use your other hand too,” Klaus instructs, eyes closed. Diego can see the tremble in his arms, elbows bending as he brings himself a little closer to Ben, fucks his skinny little hips up into Ben’s grip. Ben does as he’s told, getting his second hand around Klaus’ cock, and twisting. “Aww, shit Benny. Just like that. Harder, you can---”
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- Part 5 of Brothers Grim
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Being Nice To A Bitter Boy by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Mar 2019
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“No one cares if you’re perfect, Di. Not here, not like this. I don’t care. You wanna give in to this fucking filth, I don’t care. I’ll fuck you up, Diego. I’ll fucking wreck you.”
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- Part 6 of Brothers Grim
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He understood the drinking, and the drugs, and the dangerous, reckless behavior. He understood the propensity for pain, where it bled into his pleasure. He understood that Klaus had a very hard time enjoying anything, unless it also hurt him. Pain was the price, because Klaus didn’t think he deserved it, if he didn’t pay.
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- Part 7 of Brothers Grim
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It’s just --- Well, Klaus is a good example of what it’s just, maybe too good of an example at times. Maybe a perfect example of why Diego didn’t go too wild. It’s not a vilification, it’s just an observation, and Diego would be lying if he said sometimes...he wished he could be more like Klaus, even nose-deep in drugs and disaster. Sometimes Diego wished he’d lost it a little too. Wished he’d really fucking let go. If Diego went wild, Klaus went feral.
Klaus had set himself free.
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- Part 8 of Brothers Grim
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Love When It's Pitch Black by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
26 Mar 2019
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“You got this.” Ben doesn’t quite move away, but he shuffles back just enough to pat Klaus heartily on the back. “It’s just like riding a bike.”
He fucking hopes it’s not! “I don’t know how to ride a bike.”
“I---Christ, our childhood is tragic. It’s just like---” he shakes his head, and throws up his hands and Klaus loves him in so many different ways it makes his heart ache. “It’s just like riding a dick.”
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- Part 9 of Brothers Grim
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“Feels, Benny. Chemical re-adjustments firing neurons off in new and confusing ways. Dopamine, oxytocin, testosterone---”He moves in a little closer with every word, wrapping himself around Ben like he’s the one with the tentacles. “Like a little meth lab in your brain, but instead of uppers it’s feelings and no one’s considering toilet bowl cleaner as a reasonable additive.”
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- Part 10 of Brothers Grim
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He’s not good at asking for what he wants though. None of them are. Yeah, no, he’s shit at asking for what he wants, but he’s frighteningly competent at deducing what other people want and Diego thinks...Well. Diego thinks that must be lonely. Like those people who throw everyone birthday parties, and then have to throw their own. It’s like breathing sentience into a reflection but never giving it life. It’s lonely.
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- Part 11 of Brothers Grim
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It’s just---it’s been a fucking minute since he got his dick sucked okay, give him a minute, a fucking a grace period, it feels so fucking good. There’s something disproportionately innocent in the inexperience, and it adds to the adventure a veneer of absolute obscenity. Klaus cups Diego’s chin very gently in one hand, and yanks Diego’s hair with the other. He eases Diego down on him, inch by inch, until he’s hitting the back of his sputtering throat and even that feels good. Diego, being the persistent fuck that he is, pushes right back down, a furrow in his brow painting a picture of discouragement, like how dare he fail to deep throat on his very first excursion into dick sucking, golly gosh what a fucking loser.
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- Part 12 of Brothers Grim
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Diego pushes Ben’s thighs apart, abruptly, and laughs when Ben startles. “You tell me to stop, I’ll stop.”
Which, yes, Ben fucking knows that. Diego’s a goddamn granola bar these days, you don’t get more wholesome. “Okay, but if I tell you to just fucking do it, will you just fucking---”
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- Part 13 of Brothers Grim
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Said Hello, Missed Goodbye by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli) for yourfearlessleader
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
27 Apr 2019
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They’re careless, or perhaps just carefree, in their affection for each other. Diego isn’t so liberal with his regard for literally anything.
He doesn’t know how to be, really. (See Eudora’s second suggestion for a healthy relationship; affection.) He doesn’t know how to enjoy things with an audience.Series
- Part 14 of Brothers Grim
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You'll Never Believe There's A Ghost Inside You by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 May 2019
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It’s that slippery, slick, sick sort of feeling that eats him up, belly to the bile bubbling at the back of his throat. It’s the tarpit at the base of his spine where he smothers his shame, and disgrace, exiles it to roil and rot and never hurt him. It’s the heart-stopping, dropping, a wish-for-death sensation of knowing that he is exactly the kind of disappointment Daddy always promised him he would be.
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- Part 15 of Brothers Grim
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Crawl Out Of My Body And Into Yours by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 May 2019
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- Part 16 of Brothers Grim
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blindfolded minds collide by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
02 Jun 2019
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Diego’s been shot before. Once or twice; a graze and a near-miss.
So he’s been shot, sliced, stabbed. That one time with the katana, and that other time with the golf club. Hero-business isn’t exactly the fluff job their teenage press conferences made it seem to be.
None of it - none of it - stunned him more than the sight of Ben’s pale, shaking thighs, as he sits on Klaus’ dick.
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- Part 17 of Brothers Grim
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Dripping Like A Saturated Sunrise by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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He grips the fabric, pulling it taught where it’s loose on his barebones body, till the sharp jut of his hips, of his collarbone, stand in stark relief beneath the gauzy lace and silk. He’d done his makeup heavy; a thick drag of liner above and below, and he’d always liked the way it made him look a little more alive when he was dead inside but tonight...he feels clean.
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- Part 18 of Brothers Grim
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Dancers In The Rain by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli) for Qwerty_Hargreeves_25
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Jul 2019
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“Don’t be jelly, Gogo. Maybe she’ll let you watch. Maybe she’ll let you join.”
Diego’s eyes slide to Ben’s, but Ben can’t help him. Not with this. The pocket has no sides; they’re all in it together. “I don’t want to watch you fuck the coffee girl,” he seethes, all quite acid and a scowl.
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- Part 19 of Brothers Grim
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And God - how long has Diego spent trying to please their father. But their father is shit - pleasing Klaus is so much easier. His brother. This is his brother. They’re fucked. It’s fucked. But Klaus is here, all dressed up and looking so thrilled and Reginald certainly never put himself out to come and see Diego fight. Klaus is here for him.
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- Part 20 of Brothers Grim