Fleabag Fluff
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I think you know how to love better than any of us. by this_is_a_love_story (diner_drama)
Fandoms: Fleabag (TV)
09 Apr 2019
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Spoilers for S02E06. Warning: foxes.
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- Part 1 of Fleabag Fluff
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“I’m hotter than God.”
“You’ve certainly got better tits.”
“Father!” she chuckled. “This is scandalous.”
“Sorry, did you say something? I was busy thinking about your tits.”
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- Part 2 of Fleabag Fluff
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It all starts perfectly innocently.
They're at the Friends' Meeting House for an hour of "silently experiencing the light within" and she really, really meant to behave this time. She sent him to the other side of the room so they won't giggle at each other and gave him his bible to hold like a security blanket.
The thing is, in a quiet room it's easy to get bored, and there's only so many times you can read the information on the "white poppies for peace" collection box before your mind begins to wander. You can think about your tax returns, whether you need to buy a new toaster, your next haircut... or, you can think about how you spent yesterday evening being fucked into the mattress by the hunk of prime ecumenical beef sitting across the room.
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- Part 3 of Fleabag Fluff
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"Gosh, is that a bikini?" said my godmother. "Aren't you brave."
Aw.
Her capacity for saying something that sounds like a compliment but is actually spectacularly cruel will never cease to amaze me. All of the words individually are perfectly polite, but when you put them together you create a masterpiece in passive aggression.
Sometimes it takes me a couple of hours to work out that's she's insulted me. She should teach a class.
Not quite knowing how to respond, I looked at the priest, and tried not to pout.
He gave a sympathetic grimace and finished his mouthful of wine. "Not as brave as explaining erotic artwork to teenagers, I bet."
She looked devastated. Brilliant.
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- Part 4 of Fleabag Fluff