there's a good reason these tables are numbered
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“No, I veto them. This plan is also mine, so I get a say.” He drummed his fingers on the table as he studied the menu, thoughtful and focused. “Does she have any allergies?” He had wanted to bring a notepad and a pen to write all this down, but Andrés thought it would be too much. They were making art, not mathematics. Besides, he wanted Martín to enjoy himself, and making notes while having a pleasant dinner was unbecoming.
In which Andrés takes Martín to a very expensive restaurant to plan a proposal dinner for his girlfriend - like friends do.
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spike the punch by viterviter for Blorbosexterminator
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
22 May 2021
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“I’m looking for the best one,” Andrés replied, without looking up from his work. “Okay, what about this?” He lifted a picture and held it in the air, entirely too close to Martín’s face. He could smell the printer ink.
“Looks green,” Martín huffed, pulling back. By that point, he was no longer entertaining Andrés by actually attempting to analyse them, because they really did look all the same, and because Andrés was clearly going to keep doing this no matter how he reacted to it. “Just like the thirteen others you’ve shown me today.” It had probably been more than thirteen, actually. He should have rounded up. “It may well be the same one, now that I think of it. Is this purgatory?”
In which Andrés researches vineyards instead of helping Martín plan a proposal dinner for his girlfriend - like friends do.
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wrecking this evening already by viterviter for dashwood
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
03 Jun 2021
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“It was awful, Andrés. Awful.” He felt a little sick, to even think back to the date. Or was it the wine? He couldn’t remember how he’d felt before the wine. Probably more awful. The wine was a blessing, the only blessing known to man. There was no god, there was only wine.
Or: 5 dinners Martín has before the events of ruining this banquet, +1.
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