kirschblute's works
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“Gods of the Old, come together to wage one final war. Let their graves mark our return. A legend of old times, of a bloodier battlefield. Chants like these vary from God to God, allowing the Gods to draw out a power that could even pierce the Heavens and split the Earth…”
Techno felt his blood turn cold as it rushed through his blood vessels. He remained frozen in his spot, struggling to maintain his composure as Dream continued to read on, oblivious to Techno’s shock.
It must have been ages ago when it spilled from Techno’s lips in a howl a final time, that line that painted the skies red and turned Techno into a monstrous entity that slaughtered everything living thing in his sight, ally or foe. Few have ever survived and escaped, carrying the harrowing tales of the God of Blood back.
And from that day on, Techno swore to never call upon it ever again.
Or, Techno, the last of the Old Gods in this universe, meets a runaway prince and decides to take him under his ashen wings to explore the world together.
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- Part 1 of kirschblute's works
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Purpled stares up at his soon-to-be Handler. He is absolutely terrified, even more terrified than that one time he met the Blade when Ranboo was adopted.
"Hello, Purpled." His Handler purrs behind the smiling mask.
"I'm sure you know who I am, and the plethora of names people call me. Puppeteer, Green Nightmare, Rank 0, stronger than Technoblade-" His Handler recites in a silky voice, counting the names with his fingers. "But you will call me Dream. And starting from today, you will be under my care."
Or, Purpled is a misfit among misfits, lacking in any form of magical talent as determined by his constant failure in the aptitude tests, and he cannot understand why the most dangerous man alive would want to adopt him.
(formerly titled 'King's Cross')
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- Part 1 of antinomy
- Part 2 of kirschblute's works
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This is not how Punz wanted to reunite with his little brother.
Reunion, Punz had realised, was a fantasy he sculpted and carved in his own little head. A figment of his vivid imagination where everything and anything is possible.
His little brother, Purpled, one of the kingdom’s most esteemed royal knights stares back at him with furrowed eyebrows and unblinking eyes which are void of any recognition. “Funny.” Purpled’s dry voice echoes all around Punz scathingly. “I didn’t expect to see you here.”
“Even the best knights do patrols? That’s unexpected.” Punz drawls lazily, flicking his knife as a taunt which sends blood splattering across the paved grounds. “Aren't you glad to see your brother-”
“We are not brothers.” Purpled bristles, his hand gripped around the hilt of his sword where an encrusted gem shines wickedly.
“No. Not anymore.” Punz agrees with a mocking smile, his hand reaching for another one of his daggers.
Or, Punz and Purpled are estranged brothers on the opposite ends of the spectrum. They've stayed out of each other's path for ages, until a certain contractor forces them to clash.
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- Part 3 of kirschblute's works
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to commit bigger (and badder) crimes by kirschblute
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Jul 2022
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“You’re right. I know what I'm going to do with the three of you.” Dream mutters in a threatening voice as he stands up abruptly. Tommy grows acutely aware of how tall Dream is as he looms over the three of them like a massive tower, and he shrinks back into his seat fearfully. Oh god, is this how it is going to end?
Secretly, Tommy was always a fan of Dream, dammit. Dream, the kingpin of the underworld, Big D, D Money, the man with so much money and power and prestige to his name! During some of their own heists at the corner store, Tommy would always end up daydreaming about W.W.D.D - What Would Dream Do?
“Sapnap.” Dream calls out authoritatively, slipping a coat on. “It’s time to go get some adoption papers.”
The trio glance up at Dream simultaneously. “What?” Tubbo stutters.
“And George, you’re on babysitting duty until we come back.”
“Seriously?”
Or, kingpin Dream ends up becoming the (accidental) target of Bench Trio's latest heist and he isn't too happy, but ends up adopting all three of them anyways. Cue the impending chaos and insufferable headaches as Dream Team struggles to keep up with the chaotic energy of three stupidly loud and annoying kids.
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- Part 4 of kirschblute's works
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Everyone starts from somewhere. Sometimes, they flourish and thrive. Sometimes, they don't.
Or, a collection of shorts and backstories for the god kings universe. This can be read as a standalone, but I highly recommend that you read god kings first.
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- Part 2 of antinomy
- Part 5 of kirschblute's works
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dear you, who failed to die [discontinued] by kirschblute
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Jan 2022
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“You’re going to come with me without knowing who I am?”
Ranboo opens his eyes, falling back into the emerald pools of light. He nods his head again.
“I guess I should tell you who I am then.” The man murmurs, continuing to stroke Ranboo’s head without stopping, a gesture that Ranboo is grateful for.
“My name is Dream.” The man breathes. “I’m a Brilliant, and I wish to die.”
Ranboo blinks. For a few seconds of silence, the two sit side by side, before Ranboo forces his voice out, raspy from years of being unused.
“I like dreams.” Ranboo says softly.
Or, confinement is all Ranboo knows from the moment he opens his eyes, until fate brings the man with glowing, crystalliane eyes to him.
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- Part 6 of kirschblute's works
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your friendly (unalive) roommate [discontinued] by kirschblute
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Feb 2022
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“My name is Dream.” Dream says, posture slackening a little as he continues to beam at Techno. “I used to live here, on 161B Chester Street.”
“Well, what happened to you?” Techno scrutinises Dream from head to toe, Dream not minding Techno’s hardened gaze as he hums lightly, swaying back and forth like a happy little toddler.
“Erm,” Dream raises a hand to scratch his ghostly cheek, chuckling awkwardly. “I died.”
Or, Techno's rented place ends up being the site of a former murder case, and his new roommate just happens to be the one who died.
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- Part 7 of kirschblute's works
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to piss off a grim reaper (and irritate him in many other ways) by kirschblute
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jun 2022
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The lone knight had looked straight at Techno and was talking to him, something only the dead could do. But he didn’t look at all that dead in Techno’s eyes, cheeks sporting a healthy shade of pink and raven eyes looking bright and lively. If he wasn’t dead or alive, then what was he?
Nothing was making sense to Techno. Rubbing his temples tiredly, Techno wandered towards the lone knight, brandishing his scythe to reap any other souls that might have been left behind. “I’m here to collect souls.” Techno deadpanned.
“Oh!” The lone knight grinned happily, before he patted his tummy and let out a monstrous burp. “Sorry, but I ate all of them.”
Or, Grim Reaper Techno is supposed to collect the souls of those who have died in a bloody war between two kingdoms, but walking enigma Sapnap, who is not quite dead and not quite alive, beats him to it and slurped those souls up like noodles. And if Techno doesn't want to get another earful from Mother Death, he better find a way to get those souls out of Sapnap.
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- Part 8 of kirschblute's works
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At the age of 13, Tommy promised his father Phil that he would try to be a good son even after his parents divorced. But a mixture of pent-up stress, constant self-blaming and bullying sees Tommy expelled from his 5th middle school in the span of 7 months. A broken promise and a week’s worth of constant arguments later, Tommy finds himself shipped thousands of miles across the ocean, onto a fucking island, to the front door of a Phil’s old friend, a man named Techno who is seemingly attached to the ocean behind his house.
But Tommy isn’t buying any of it, not when he’s been cast away like driftwood. Just how long will Tommy continue to drift aimlessly?
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- Part 9 of kirschblute's works