OFMD one-shots
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“How will we know, though?” Oluwande speaks up at last. “How will we know if they, you know. If they.”
“Shoot twixt wind and water?” says Buttons.
“Ride below the crupper?” says Wee John.
“Dance the Paphian jig?” says Fang.
“Take a turn among the cabbages?” says the Swede.
“Fuck,” says Frenchie.Series
- Part 1 of OFMD one-shots
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five times ed knew he was in love and one time he didn't by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 May 2022
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Oh, Ed thought. It was love.
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- Part 2 of OFMD one-shots
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Stede knew easy, and Stede knew polite. It was his whole world, before.
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- Part 3 of OFMD one-shots
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They hold eye contact and Jackie gets in even closer, inhaling her cigarillo while it still touches Eyepatch’s cigarette. They breathe out in unison, the smoke curling around their faces and into the night air.
“You know,” says Eyepatch, pulling away. “They call this buttfucking.”
Oh yes. Jackie is very into this.
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- Part 4 of OFMD one-shots
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Ed takes Stede's wedding garter off.
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- Part 5 of OFMD one-shots
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The Many Cock Sizes Of Stede Bonnet, Pyrate by CartoonMayor for alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Dec 2022
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Thus follows an oral history of the many rumored sizes of the Gentleman Pirate’s member.
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- Part 6 of OFMD one-shots
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When his childhood best friend returns to the ton a wealthy bachelor, Oluwande finds he still holds deep affection for them.
Kinktober Day 28 - Facesitting
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- Part 30 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 7 of OFMD one-shots
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“I don’t get it,” Pete says. “Why don’t you just–”
“Date for ‘real?’” Stede snips.
“Babe, I love you with all of my heart,” Lucius says. “But no one in the history of the world has ever been more together than these two men.”
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- Part 8 of OFMD one-shots
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Stede's world comes crashing down around him when Mary says she's leaving. But he still has Ed.
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- Part 9 of OFMD one-shots
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Ed has had the hots for substitute teacher Stede all school year long. At the end of the year carnival, Stede volunteers to be in the dunk tank. Which Ed is, of course, very normal about.
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- Part 10 of OFMD one-shots
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When Ed needs someone to text after he's had nightmares, Stede is always awake and ready to hear him.
So he thinks.
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- Part 11 of OFMD one-shots
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Stede meets a handsome stranger dressed as Elphaba at the Wicked movie premier.
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- Part 12 of OFMD one-shots
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i don't remember what beautiful means anymore by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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Ed is six years old when they take him to Battle School to train him to defeat the aliens that have invaded Earth twice before.
He has to leave Stede behind.
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- Part 13 of OFMD one-shots
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Stede Bonnet's uncle was the only person in his childhood that looked after him. When he dies, Stede starts a new, better life. Once a week, he leaves flowers on his uncle's grave. He doesn't expect that to lead to something more.
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- Part 14 of OFMD one-shots