it's not gay if the socks stay on (one-shots)
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it's just a prank, bro by periodically_puzzled for sakushazam
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Oct 2022
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Now that Wade knows Peter's secret identity, their prank wars are starting to get a little out of hand. But, come on, Peter's not stupid enough to think that big, conspicuous lump in the front of Wade's sweatpants is real.
There's just one problem with that...
(For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "trick or treat." Inspired by a prompt by sakushazam.)
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ain't no big deal (it's innocent) by periodically_puzzled for WaterMe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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“I don’t hate it or anything,” said Wade with an apathetic shrug. “It just doesn’t really do anything for me. It’s not my thing.”
When he put it that way, Peter could almost understand it. If there was anyone on Earth who had better things to do than get their dick wet, it was Deadpool. Whatever Wade did on his days off probably made sex look like watching paint dry.
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In which Peter and Wade definitely, totally, technically don't fuck.
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