a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

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• anointed with a Coke by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • All unhappy families
  • hello terrible to see you again Tolstoy
  • canon-typical trauma
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • American Politics
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Choking
  • Degradation Kink
  • smirking fascist calls him slurs then good boi and that works for him
  • going down just like american democracy (sad)
  • No beta we die like Andrew Dodds
  • Roy family malady

  Summary

  It started like this, the three of them get fuckin' shanked in Italy. Throats cut, bleeding out like hogs in a processing plant. Over the second-worst summer of her life, Shiv kept an eye on a troubling new pattern: Roman disappearing with half-baked excuses and coming back with bruises.

  Series

  • Part 1 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  69,862

  Chapters:

  10/10

  Comments:

  142

  Kudos:

  458

  Bookmarks:

  59

  Hits:

  10,912

• summertime & the livin's easy by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • Original Characters
  • Canon-Typical Homophobia
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • American Politics
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • mencken's brand of bdsm should be practiced by no one
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • Degradation Kink
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • smirking fascist calls him slurs then good boi and that works for him
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Public Sex
  • kink play
  • Unsafe Sex
  • tbh all sex with mencken is unsafe sex
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Porn Interrupted by Feelings
  • the beach boys are here in spirit
  • lana del rey would mcfreakin' lose her mind over these two
  • mencken using endearments agenda begins here folks

  Summary

  Roman discovers he and Mencken have very different definitions of "leisure time" and "parties"

  Series

  • Part 2 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,348

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  31

  Kudos:

  91

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,927

• weekender by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • All unhappy families
  • hello terrible to see you again Tolstoy
  • canon-typical trauma
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • American Politics
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Degradation Kink
  • Light Dom/sub
  • smirking fascist calls him slurs then good boi and that works for him
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Fluff
  • this was supposed to be cute and sweet but both of these bitches are awful
  • maybe good BDSM etiquette is the friends we make along the way
  • apologies to the proud state of North Carolina

  Summary

  Mousseolini and his failkitten go away for the weekend

  Series

  • Part 3 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,998

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  47

  Kudos:

  115

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,815

• my girl by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • Original Characters
  • All unhappy families
  • hello terrible to see you again Tolstoy
  • canon-typical trauma
  • American Politics
  • mencken is a deadbeat dad
  • roman roy and the babysitter's club
  • the two worst possible men to be girldads
  • Fluff
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Chloe deserves better
  • she's not even real and i would die for her tbh

  Summary

  Roman meets a new member of the Mencken family

  Series

  • Part 4 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,151

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  98

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  1,086

• a day late by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • All unhappy families
  • Roy family malady
  • American Politics
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • mencken is a creep a weirdo what the hell is he doing here
  • dead dad club
  • mencken continues to make a great impression on his boyfriend’s family
  • Americans vote or I’ll write romencken divorce

  Summary

  The missing scene from 4x4, where Mencken ditches his campaign to go to Logan Roy’s wake. For business reasons, of course.

  Series

  • Part 5 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,177

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  76

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  920

• a precinct short by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Nov 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • American Politics
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • smirking fascist calls him slurs then good boi and that works for him
  • Phone Sex
  • Makeup Sex
  • u up texts know no god
  • Americans vote or I’ll write romencken divorce
  • pls remember mencken and roman are 4chan troll dickheads
  • both of these bitches are awful
  • porn interrupted by fascist plotting
  • what even is this
  • tbh all sex with mencken is unsafe sex

  Summary

  the rest of the missing scenes from s4, including Mencken patching things up with his boyfriend/private sector press secretary right before the election

  Series

  • Part 6 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,766

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  44

  Kudos:

  113

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  2,002

• one billion day funeral by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 May 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • Jeryd Mencken
  • Original Characters
  • Roman Roy
  • Roy family dynamics are what they are
  • canon typical Roy family malaise
  • Canon-Typical Homophobia
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • American Politics
  • Threats of Violence
  • Riots
  • Threats of Gun Violence
  • suicidal ideation very brief
  • i promise it's not worse than canon
  • speaking of which wow the ending has done cosmic levels of damage
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst

  Summary

  Roman calls Mencken during the riots

  Series

  • Part 7 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,026

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  29

  Kudos:

  224

  Bookmarks:

  22

  Hits:

  3,097

• after the end of the world by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • y'all know what this is by now
  • America i warned you
  • Roy family malady
  • new member of the dead dad club
  • mencken continues to be very Normal about his mistress
  • wiping the smirk off that fascist's face
  • Angst
  • roman roy sad boi hours
  • when you're eva braun but you want to be wallis simpson

  Summary

  what do you do after the end of the world?
  Roman chooses to go on the lam and America’s new President-elect is not psyched about it.

  Series

  • Part 8 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  17,443

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  86

  Kudos:

  126

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,715

• fairytale of new york by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  31 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • have a holly jolly exmas
  • holiday fic
  • aesthetics of the mistress alone at christmas
  • the sadness comes crashing like a brick through the window
  • wet little kitten in his flop era
  • All unhappy families
  • Roy family malady
  • fair warning mencken leans hard into his fuckass stalker shit
  • L in the chat for aiden and dan
  • merry yaoimas
  • She knows
  • after 50 years mencken finally discovers checking in on your partner during a Scene
  • Light Dom/sub
  • maybe good BDSM etiquette is the friends we make along the way
  • Roy-typical disordered eating implications

  Summary

  
  I am punished by love

   

   

  spiraling out after he loses his family and his married boyfriend is busy with crimes against the nation, Roman is doing his best Gatsby impression, but it falls a little flat during the holidays

  Series

  • Part 9 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  21,937

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  73

  Kudos:

  108

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  2,238

• fly the coup by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • Tabitha Hayes/Roman Roy
  • look how far we’ve come
  • cannot believe i wrote 200k words about evil fascist and his chewtoy
  • buckle up fucklehead i’m just getting started
  • Canon-Typical Warnings
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • Roy family malady
  • Roy-typical disordered eating implications
  • American Politics
  • going down just like american democracy (sad)
  • democracy? (exhales cigarette smoke) ahh yes i remember her
  • I am Jeryd’s Menacing Aura
  • mencken continues to be very Normal about his mistress
  • fair warning mencken leans hard into his fuckass stalker shit
  • Riots
  • Threats of Violence
  • Hurt/Comfort

  Summary

  “Roman, nothing’s wrong with you,” Tabitha sat up.
  He dropped her gaze and nodded. She was wrong about that one. Something was very deeply wrong with him. Like he’d been born with something rotten inside him that grew every year until it was strangling him from the inside out.

  Series

  • Part 10 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  28,566

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  56

  Kudos:

  97

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  1,927

• roman holiday by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Multi, F/F
  • Complete Work

  11 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Tabitha Hayes/Roman Roy
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • avoiding problems with an international journey
  • likely place for roman to be
  • this story officially marks 200k words in this series
  • What Is Wrong With ME
  • Roy family malady
  • tabitha nudging roman out of his comfort zone of private resorts only
  • eunuch besties on tour
  • tabitha hayes the woman you are
  • Roy-typical disordered eating implications
  • filthy sapphic sex (yay!)
  • hello cuck chair my old friend
  • a classic 'eat your girl out or i will' situation
  • drunk dials know no god
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Semi-Public Sex

  Summary

  Running away from his problems in New York, Roman decides an unpredictable international trip with his favorite chaos agent might turn his life around.
  (or)
  eunuch besties on world tour!

  Series

  • Part 11 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  32,360

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  59

  Kudos:

  62

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1,244

• all roads lead to Rome by femmecel

  Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Oct 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jeryd Mencken/Roman Roy
  • Tabitha Hayes/Roman Roy
  • y’all know what this is by now
  • warning for canon fascism ig?
  • American Politics
  • democracy? (exhales cigarette smoke) ahh yes i remember her
  • smirking fascist calls him slurs then good boi and that works for him
  • roman eyefucking mencken is something that can be so personal to mencken
  • adDickted to you
  • Canon-Typical Slurs
  • I am Jeryd’s Menacing Aura
  • mencken continues to be very Normal about his mistress
  • freak4freak
  • a love triangle so messy even Bravo said nah we’re good
  • wiping the smirk off that fascist's face
  • Angst
  • angst like you wouldn’t believe all aboard the angst train the track is 300 miles and never stops
  • buckle up fucklehead i’m just getting started
  • crawling back to you
  • Unnegotiated Kink
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • Oral Sex
  • Dubious Consent
  • Choking
  • Slapping
  • unholy trinity
  • Cursed Threesome
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette

  Summary

  Without the weight of his father's presence or the yoke of Logan's legacy, Roman makes a fresh start. He thinks he might even be a real person now, or starting to be, after a lifetime of not fitting and not quite right. Finally he has someone who loves him, not the name or the money. A whole new life seems possible now.

  But as time wears on, he's starting to realize the poison in his blood may never wash clean.

  Series

  • Part 12 of a couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  100,240

  Chapters:

  17/?

  Comments:

  171

  Kudos:

  116

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  3,895