The Curious Compendium of a Caustic Conjurer

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• Misunderstood Beasts and How to Protect Them by charlottemontpelier

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  29 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry Potter & Original Female Character(s)
  • Hermione Granger & Original Female Character(s)
  • Ron Weasley & Original Female Character(s)
  • Neville Longbottom & Original Female Character(s)
  • Draco Malfoy & Original Female Character(s)
  • Daphne Greengrass & Original Female Character(s)
  • Pansy Parkinson & Original Female Character(s)
  • Millicent Bulstrode & Original Female Character(s)
  • Ginny Weasley & Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s) of Color
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Ron Weasley
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Daphne Greengrass
  • Millicent Bulstrode
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Reincarnation
  • playing fast and loose with magic and magic culture
  • technology and magic can and will coexist
  • oc is op and that's that
  • oc is old and angry on the inside and young and angry on the outside
  • OC is korean
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
  • oc has the coolest parents
  • Isekai and Transmigration
  • No bashing except for Lockhart lol
  • Slytherin Ginny Weasley
  • the british wizarding world is stupid and oc (through me - the Author) makes sure everyone knows it
  • not a self-insert
  • no romance bc they are all her children
  • she starts out strong but it gets better promise she's just been disassociated from reality for a while
  • Hey!!!! Remember that authors can see what comments you leave in your bookmarks about our fics!!!!!
  • If you want to beef with my story then don't be a coward and take it to the comments!!!!
  • Or better yet.......keep it to yourself like a normal fanfic reader and be respectful because I sure as shit won't if you start :)

  Summary

  Artemis Lee never wanted to go to a stupid, outdated magic school with a bunch of sheltered children. She should have struggled more to get on the train. But she didn't, and so here she is, furiously resigned to suffering for the next seven years.

  And honestly, she really couldn’t give a shit about what will happen to the backwards British wizarding world and all its weird progenies around her.

  (Except no matter how much she says she doesn't care, she does.)

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Curious Compendium of a Caustic Conjurer

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  195,031

  Chapters:

  33/?

  Collections:

  34

  Comments:

  1,356

  Kudos:

  4,273

  Bookmarks:

  1,955

  Hits:

  156,832

• Seven Easy Steps to Mastering Magical Warfare by charlottemontpelier

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Remus Lupin/Original Female Character(s)
  • Remus Lupin/Original Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • James Potter
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Severus Snape
  • Regulus Black
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Reincarnation
  • Alternate Universe - Reincarnation
  • First Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • the british wizarding world is stupid and oc makes sure everyone knows it
  • gratuitous punk scenes and references
  • oc is op
  • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
  • technomagic
  • the wizarding world is different from just magical britain
  • Smut
  • 70's AU of original fic
  • Period-Typical Racism
  • reference to fascists and nazis and national front bc it's the 70s in the uk
  • oc is embodiment of kind not nice
  • Slow to Update
  • i was This Close to naming chapters after punk rock lyrics
  • the statute of secrecy is an oppressive law
  • Isekai and Transmigration

  Summary

  In hindsight, it was silly of Remus to think that the Order was the only group fighting against Voldemort’s regime.

  But he didn’t particularly care that Artemis Lee, forgotten Hogwarts yearmate, called the Order “fucking stupid.”

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Curious Compendium of a Caustic Conjurer

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  56,235

  Chapters:

  5/8

  Collections:

  16

  Comments:

  194

  Kudos:

  1,724

  Bookmarks:

  698

  Hits:

  30,962