Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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It's the middle of the night when Calliope Mondegrene is awakened by the sound of her head/roommate watching television, alone in the dark. When she goes to investigate, she discovers that the cosmic horror she's been living with might harbor less innocent tendencies than she assumed.
AKA, eldritch yuri
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- Part 1 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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Calliope's girlfriend isn't human. She isn't even real, but that hasn't stopped them from having freaky telepathic sex the last few months, with just one caveat: despite all the sweet nothings It projects into her brain, she's the only one actually getting off. Which sucks.
Somehow, her girlfriend being a formless eldritch horror isn't the main obstacle to their intimacy--it's allowing Esther to actually let loose, tentacles and all. Without her succumbing to madness, that is.
AKA eldritch yuri with teeth & tentacles
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- Part 2 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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When peasants-daughter Calliope secured work in the royal scullery, she was prepared for a long and arduous life of sweeping stones and scrubbing porcelain. She did not expect to find embedded in the walls one day a mysterious black meteorite that poured shadowy, ichorous mist onto the cobbles at her touch.
Now that same mist has gruesomely devoured the old king, usurped the throne and taken the form of a cruel Empress dressed in black. Its monstrous designs breed within the castle's dungeons, feeding on anyone who dares oppose It, and It broods to cover all the world in darkness.
And, worst of all: It has taken a liking to her, of all people.
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- Part 3 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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Calliope Mondegrene is God's favorite pet, and It's about to make that literal.
Ever since the eldritch entity she calls her girlfriend took up residence inside her mind, her days and nights have been filled with intimacy, wholesome and depraved: It can't seem to keep Its hands (or tentacles) off of her, whether she's slogging through a shift at work or trying to sleep in bed.
There's just one problem: she's shy as fuck, and her divine headmate is fed up with her hesitating to accept and reciprocate the love It so freely gives.
It knows just the way to solve that, though.
Aka: eldritch yuri Calliettie puppy smut
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- Part 4 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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Halloween–a time for witchy merrymaking and silly costumes with no relation to one's role in one's yearlong eldritch situationship, as Calliope Mondegrene learns when she dons a cheap nun’s habit just for the occasion. As the duo's only human, it's up to her to keep alive those Halloween rituals like handing out candy and prostrating herself before her girlfriend's terrifying divine splendor, naturally.
As their coupling becomes more and more ritualistic, though, she might find herself in too deep, as the Thing haunting her this Hallloween is determined to make her into the perfect sacrifice, holy habit and all.
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- Part 5 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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A six-limbed star, self-similar: six salacious scenes of a girlfailure and her sadistic, loving goddess.
AKA smutty Antigreen vignettes because I cannot, will not, must not stop writing about these dorks.
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- Part 6 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)
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Esther Kadigan has always felt a little alienated around her fellow humans. A gothy self-proclaimed bitch down on her luck after dropping out of university, her disenchantment with the world appears boundless, to the point where she neglects taking the medication that's supposed to calm her troubled mind--because what could happen, anyway?
Too much, it turns out, when she meets--and is greeted by--something with kindness beyond her understanding that, for some unfathomable reason, takes an outsized interest in her shadowed little life.
(And then they kiss-kissed-fell-in-love)
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- Part 7 of Anything Goes (Antigreen Oneshots)