Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit

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• Stockholm's Other Syndrome by WaitingToBeBroken

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Feb 2024

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens)
  • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Duke of Hell Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Humor
  • Fluff
  • Kidnapping
  • as a form of seduction
  • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Holding Hands
  • so the 'hostage' doesn't escape
  • Flirting
  • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
  • Caring Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is Whipped (Good Omens)
  • No Angst
  • I know what the first tag is
  • but i promise
  • Bickering
  • Old Married Couple Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley's Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Grand Duke of Hell Crowley kidnaps Supreme Archangel Aziraphale so he can finally do all those vile, nasty things he has always wanted to do to him.

  Like feed him sushi or force him to take a walk in the park. Hold his hand so he doesn't escape. Truly disgusting things.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,269

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  123

  Kudos:

  886

  Bookmarks:

  134

  Hits:

  6,806

• How To Torture An Archangel (The Demonic Assistant Story) by WaitingToBeBroken

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Jun 2024

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  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • POV Outsider
  • Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens)
  • but in a cute way
  • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Duke of Hell Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Humor
  • Misunderstandings
  • Fluff
  • Kidnapping
  • as a form of seduction
  • Gift Giving
  • but in an evil way - Freeform
  • Making Out
  • In Public
  • Courtship
  • Secret Relationship
  • BAMF Crowley (Good Omens)
  • But also
  • Crowley is Whipped (Good Omens)
  • Competent Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • but see also
  • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
  • Old Married Couple Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Eric with a k has found themself the demonic assistant of the Grand Duke Of Hell Crowley. And suddenly they are being tasked with bringing (poisonous) flowers to the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and booking restaurants so their boss can overfeed his nemesis food that will burn his stomach.

  Kric loves it. They have never felt more accomplished as a demon.

  Until Lord Crowley goes too far.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,303

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  74

  Kudos:

  355

  Bookmarks:

  30

  Hits:

  3,017

• How To Save An Archangel (The Angelic Assistant Story) by WaitingToBeBroken

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Aug 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • POV Outsider
  • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Duke of Hell Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Humor
  • Fluff
  • Bickering
  • Misunderstandings
  • Kidnapping
  • but again
  • as a form of a seduction
  • Innuendo
  • of the worst kind
  • Aziraphale is a Damsel in Distress (Good Omens)
  • But also
  • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Jealous Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Secret Relationship
  • Old Married Couple Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Agiel is happy with their position as the angelic assistant of the newly appointed Supreme Archangel Aziraphale.

  It does involve far less menial paperwork, which they usually love, and a lot more trying to keep His Divinity safe. But they like the Supreme Archangel, so they try their best to keep him away from the Grand Duke of Hell Crowley.

  If only Aziraphale could stop getting himself kidnapped and tortured, though.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,596

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  61

  Kudos:

  272

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  2,923

• How To Easily And Reliably Get Kidnapped (The Real Story) by WaitingToBeBroken

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • POV Outsider
  • Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens)
  • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Duke of Hell Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Humor
  • Fluff
  • twice the amount of kidnappings as a form of seduction
  • Misunderstandings
  • Secret Relationship
  • Old Married Couple Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is Whipped (Good Omens)
  • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
  • again not that Aziraphale needs it
  • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Flirting
  • and
  • Bickering
  • not in front of the children please!

  Summary

  There is something ineffable happening between the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and the Grand Duke of Hell Crowley. And it might not be as wicked as their assistants previously assumed.

  It's time for Kric and Agiel to investigate. Perhaps they can start by trying this whole kidnapping business themselves?

  Series

  • Part 4 of Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,059

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  78

  Kudos:

  240

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  1,875