The Brave, Bold, and the oh so stupid: BATMAN
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meet the family by Spitbruise
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Nightwing (Comics)
11 Dec 2024
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“Smoking is prohibited on all Gotham public transport. If you see something say something. All reports are good reports, if you see a Joker or Riddler box on one of the cars, please inform the conductor immediately, and call the Gotham City Police Department. With your help-“
Dick sighed. The subway came to a stop, and the doors opened. Gothamites flooded the platform and Roxanne kicked her feet.
“Down. Down.” She whined, little shoes kicking him slightly.
“It’s busy kid,” Dick offered, as he shifted her in his grip, her screeching protests that she could do it muffled under the morning commute.
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It's Time for a Wedding by Spitbruise
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman (Comics)
14 Jun 2025
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“You’re uncharacteristically quiet,” John said lowly, Chris’s head twitching, “usually you’d be chatting. Nervous to see your girlfriend-oh sorry, ex-girlfriend?”
“Shut the fuck up,” Chris said flatly, as he turned his head, as if he could see through stone walls and use heat vision on the fat bastard in the car. A single ex-girlfriend doesn’t even compare to the pile of ex-wives the fucker has. Even if Chris’ ex was marrying the wealthiest man in Gotham City.
Emilia shifted her head slowly, eyes scanning the crowd, “Stop. Keep your eyes out for the leech.”
As if his luck couldn’t get worse, the music started. Drifting over the crowds murmuring with ease, signaling for guests to take their seats. The symphony of red-bottom shoes shuffled against the flooring as people started to sit. Staff moved through each pew, asking guests to sit and ready themselves. They were dressed in pressed black suits. They looked like servants. Little puppet men. The crowd settled without complaints as the music continued. It took all of six and a half minutes for people to sit down and shut up. Chris pulled on his tie slightly as the daunting sound of the organ doing nothing to quell his shitty feelings.
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