the[REDACTED]avenger
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10 o’clock and i need a nap by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Jan 2025
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Look, Sam will admit that his reaction to the new guy was a bit over the top, but to be fair, it had been five years and change since last time he’d seen the guy in person and a lot of shit had happened since then, alright?
Besides, you try waking up from a nightmare and walking into your kitchen at four-in-the-goddamn morning to see some guy lurking on top of the refrigerator and try not freaking out.
The guy in question’s only reaction to the shrieking and three knives launched in his direction was to calmly balance his bowl of cereal on his knee and catch one in his left hand and two in his right. Then he opened the freezer, set them behind the popsicles in the door, shut it, and picked up his bowl to keep eating.
“Hey, man,” The guy said, as if nothing even remotely noteworthy had just happened. “I’m Peter.”
Sam stared at him for a long moment, then turned around and went back to bed.
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- Part 1 of unrelated mcu one-shots
- Part 1 of the[REDACTED]avenger
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only ask questions you want answered by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Apr 2025
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“What are you confused about?” Peter asked.
“You said the other day that you get shot pretty often.”
“…yes?” Peter agreed, failing to see Tony’s point.
“I thought your tingle or whatever—“
“Spidey Sense?”
“—made it so you could dodge bullets pretty easily.”
“It does.” Peter said.
“I think Tony’s trying to ask why you get shot if you have a power that helps you avoid bullets.” Steve told him, also sounding a bit concerned.
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- Part 2 of the[REDACTED]avenger
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the logistics of trauma salad wars by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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“So, hypothetically,” Peter began, his voice nearly startling Tony into dropping the soldering iron.
“Oh god, what now?” He asked, the question aimed more at God than the mutate clinging to the ceiling of his lab.
“Hypothetically,” Peter repeated, “If someone wanted to get a patent, how would they go about doing that?”
Tony perked up.
“Did you invent something? What is it?” He asked.
“Well, yeah, but that’s not why I’m asking.”
“But what did you invent?”
Peter stared at him incredulously. “My webshooters? And my webs? Like, a ton of different versions?”
Tony stared at him blankly.
“That stuff doesn’t come out of you?”
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- Part 3 of the[REDACTED]avenger
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ignorance is bliss, but curiosity is more entertaining by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
02 Nov 2025
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Bucky walked into the common room to find Peter crashed out on the couch with Clint pouting behind a web-gag as he rotated slowly from where he was restrained by webs, hanging from the ceiling by a single strand a foot or two from the floor.
“What the fuck.” He said, because what else does one say when presented with this scene upon returning from a morning run.
Peter started awake at the sound of his voice, running a hand through the disaster on his head.
“Wha’?” He asked.
Bucky pointed at the dangling archer.
“Oh. Air jail.”
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- Part 4 of the[REDACTED]avenger