The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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Clint stands outside the tank for Octopus Cynea, a Treasure of the Pacific, feeling distinctly like an idiot. He broke into an aquarium in the middle of the night, --an aquarium, by the way, he had just tried to convince his boss was full of Bad Guys Up to No Good--armed to the teeth with a bow and quiver, to talk to an octopus. Not his proudest moment.
Or, the one where Coulson gets turned into an octopus.
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- Part 1 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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Octopus Shawarma and Other Clues Clint Barton Has Lost Control of His Life by LinguisticJubilee
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
06 Jun 2013
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Phil Coulson used to be an octopus. Clint Barton used to be alone. If Clint’s honest with himself, he might be having the harder time adjusting.
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- Part 2 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife by LinguisticJubilee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Sep 2013
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“Natasha. Why is there anime tentacle porn glued to the inside of my bow case?”
“It’s hentai, Clint. Not anime. And you know exactly why.”
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- Part 3 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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Stark's Got 99 Problems and Phil Coulson's 8 Of Them by LinguisticJubilee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Mar 2014
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In which we take a quick break from Clint Barton’s succession of mental breakdowns to examine the mind of one Tony Stark as he struggles to comprehend the infinite possibilities of octopus-related jokes.
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- Part 4 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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How Am I Gonna Be an Octopus About This? by LinguisticJubilee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Aug 2014
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It is Day Too-Ridiculous-To-Count of his captivity, and yes, Phil is very aware of the irony inherent in the word “captivity.” He is Phil Coulson, SHIELD senior agent, long-time friend of Nick Fury, and an involuntary octopus.
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The From-Phil's-Perspective story you never knew you wanted.
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- Part 5 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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Phil Coulson is an octopus dedicated to protecting oblivious aquarium visitors.
Lily Serrano is a first grader dedicated to visiting the seahorses.
(A pre-Something Fishy story.)
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- Part 6 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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Phil Coulson got turned into an octopus, got turned out of an octopus, fell in love with Clint Barton, and got stabbed in the heart by a magical space staff. It's been a weird ten years.
It's about to get weirder.
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- Part 7 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me