eternalscout's Bottom Alastor Week Oneshots (2025)
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Husk pinched the bridge of his nose, heaving a heavy sigh. How the fuck did he end up in situations like this? When he looked back at the deer, he found his ears were all but plastered to the top of his head and sweat was beginning to bead at his brow. “Do you know what you took?” he finally asked.
“I didn’t take anything.”
Which, reading between the lines, meant… “Succubus? Incubus?”
“…no and no. I…” His nose scrunched up. “…may have ingested something I shouldn’t have.”
“Such as?”
“A spider demon. There was a dark, viscous liquid coming from its mouth. I thought it was blood. Why let a perfectly fresh corpse go to waste?”
“So you licked it?”
He somehow managed to scowl around his ever present smile. “I didn’t lick it! I licked my finger.”
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Alastor believes everything is edible once. Unfortunately for him, this spider demon's venom acts as an aphrodisiac. Unfortunately for Husk, the new Overlord comes to his casino for help with his problem.
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Lucifer’s mouth went dry. “Fuck, you’re beautiful when you’re mad,” he blurted.
Alastor froze, leaving him looking very much like a deer in headlights. Lucifer recovered first, letting his power explode out from his back, lifting them both off the ground. It coalesced into golden tentacles, much like the ones Alastor had sported earlier that day.
He wrapped them around the Sinner’s arms, wrenching them behind his back. Alastor stumbled, but didn’t fall. Lucifer kept him upright, lifting his arms up and over his head. He lifted him until only the tips of his hooves were in contact with the floor and Alastor was forced to awkwardly balance on them to take some of the weight off of his arms and shoulders.
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Immediately after his visit to Charlie's new hotel, Lucifer decides he needs to do something about her sketchy as fuck bellhop. He travels back into Alastor's past to put the fear of the Devil in him and to maybe strike a deal to protect his baby girl.
Unfortunately, planning's never been his strong suit.
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“Ready to give up yet?” his boyfriend asked, reaching across the small table to cup Alastor’s cheek in one hand.
He hated how he instinctively leaned into that gentle touch. Vox’s hands were always warm, unlike his own. Soft, too.
“You’re being such a good boy for me, Al.”
Color flooded his face and he shifted his grip to his knees instead. “Not. Here,” he hissed. His eyes said otherwise, much to his dismay.
That was what made this all so annoying. Alastor wanted this. He’d listened for months as Vox described this precise scenario in filthy detail. How Alastor would insert the toy and then let him control it when they went out to dinner for their fifth anniversary.
How he'd gone from the CEO's reluctant intern to agreeing to let the man play with him in public in the span of a few years was… Well, maybe he wasn’t as immune to Vox's purported charms as he liked to believe.
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Between malfunctioning sex toys, car sex, and the very serious question Vox needs to ask Alastor, this anniversary is certainly one they won't forget.
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- Part 3 of eternalscout's Bottom Alastor Week Oneshots (2025)
- Part 2 of If you weren't so stupid...
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Lucifer wisely decided to change the subject. “I mean, with my powers we can do all kinds of shit! We could even go up to the Living World!”
That brought Alastor up short. He’d never considered the possibility he could return there one day. Now the option was presented, he wasn’t sure how he felt about it. “I think I’d stand out too much like this,” he deflected.
“You wouldn’t look like that. We’d have human disguises. Or, well, in your case I guess it wouldn’t be much of a disguise? It’d just be your old face and body.”
“Something tells me I wouldn’t look quite like you expected." He could see all of the unspoken questions in Lucifer’s eyes and he wasn’t sure if he wanted to entertain any of them.
What if Lucifer saw him as he was before and it changed his opinion of him? Alastor didn’t necessarily think him shallow, but there was one major difference that might prove to be a…bit of a shock.
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Alastor goes on a date with Lucifer to the Living World despite his misgivings. Being back in his human body is more cathartic and pleasurable than he ever thought possible.
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