don't make me sleep on the couchverse
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you can always find purpose in a stranger (and there are always stranger places to meet new people) by creepycreepycrawler (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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Harry has spent so long on the run from Voldemort and his Death-Eaters that he can hardly bring himself to care when he wakes up in the home of some cute American bloke.
The weeks he spends waiting for an owl, blurring the lines of necessity and intimacy with Clint, are some of the best of his life. Harry knows he can't stay forever; the war is unfinished, Voldemort's shadow looming closer than ever. But, for once in his life, he isn't 'Freak' or 'Boy' or 'The-boy-who-lived', he is just Harry. And if Harry wants to kiss that stupid pout off of Clint's lips, nobody has to know.
(EG Clint and Harry's relationship evolves as Harry is nursed back to health, but never crosses the line. Suddenly, Harry has to throw himself back into the Wizzarding War, and they never get to express their feelings. Until one final phone call before one fatal walk.)
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- Part 1 of don't make me sleep on the couchverse
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home is whenever i'm with you (also i brought guests, please don't make me sleep on the couch) by creepycreepycrawler (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2025
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Clint's 'safehouse' turns out to be a farm he shares with his secret husband. Also, that husband has no clue who the people in his living room are. He is also weirdly omnicient - and formal.
Oh! They are also hiding from a super-villianous murder robot.
This is a fever dream.
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If Clint Barton was married to MoD Harry Potter in Avengers: AoU
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- Part 2 of don't make me sleep on the couchverse