UmaShips
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the mortifying ordeal of being loved by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Dantsu Flame never expects much for Valentines. Who would truly give someone as forgettable as her anything meaningful?
Agnes Tachyon has other plans, and Dantsu's going to reward her for her thoughtfulness.
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- Part 1 of UmaShips
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three of a kind by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
23 Jan 2026
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Nakayama Festa would like nothing more than to tell Sirius Symboli how she feels about her, how much she loves her. To hold her hand, not simply be her partner late into the night.
But as far as she can tell, Sirius loves another girl. Nakayama can’t possibly get in the way of that. Especially when Sirius clearly suffers about it.
So when Symboli Rudolf, Sirius’s ex, personally offers to help train a delinquent Nakayama and bring her dreams to fruition, she hatches a plan to help the one she loves most: get Sirius and Rudolf back together by befriending Rudolf.
If only it were that simple.
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- Part 2 of UmaShips
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i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
06 Mar 2026
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Symboli Rudolf may be part of the House of Representatives, heck, she could someday be the Prime Minister, and she'd still have to deal with Sirius Symboli and her magnetic pull on her life.
But perhaps that magnetism goes both ways, and perhaps all Rudolf needs to do is seize back control.
Modern crime AU one-shot with politician Rudolf and yakuza member Sirius.
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- Part 3 of UmaShips
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the colors stuck inside my head by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
25 Mar 2026
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Rudolf has a problem she refuses to admit. Being in love with someone is hard, being in love with your vice president is harder. But perhaps things only go well if you try to seize them.
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- Part 4 of UmaShips
- Part 1 of the beauty in the broken glass
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fearless and undefined by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
14 Apr 2026
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Symboli Rudolf has a full set of responsibilities as part of a life planned out since she was just a child. She doesn't have time to focus on distractions. So why did she have to fall in love and confess?
Narita Brian seeks to disrupt her status quo, challenge her complacency, and shatter her mask. But will she have to face the fact she's wearing one of her own in the process, and can they find a common ground or will their differences split them apart?
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- Part 5 of UmaShips
- Part 2 of the beauty in the broken glass
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my sweetest downfall by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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Sirius always gets her job done. A 'delinquent' angel who gets too close to mortals in an attempt to help save their souls, she's nonetheless under the purview of the Goddesses.
Rudolf fell a long time ago, seeking a different definition to happiness for all. Her formerly close relationship with Sirius is strained, and she only wishes it no longer was.
But when the gambler under Sirius's watch is in danger, Sirius has to decide what really matters to her. Does she care more about divine order or actually making lives better?
What will she give up to change a life?
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- Part 6 of UmaShips
- Part 1 of heaven cannot help you when you're already in hell