Horny, but horny together
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En Apesanteur by MsCoffeebear, Shin_PM
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
12 Apr 2026
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Gustave Virlogeux, lead engineer for a luxury watch manufacturer, has spent two years decidedly not staring at head designer Verso Dessendre's ponytail. He has been very professional about this. He has never once thought about yanking that ridiculous ribbon loose and finding out just how that infuriating voice sounds while begging for more.
Verso Dessendre, on the other hand, has spent two years definitely not thinking about Gustave Virlogeux's capable hands. He has been extremely composed. He has absolutely no opinion on what those oil-stained fingers might feel like wrapped around his cock, and he only got a hard-on at work twice. A week.
When they both sign up for the same anonymous hookup app in order to blow off some steam and match with a stranger who is devastatingly, inconveniently perfect — well. At least it's not a workplace romance.
Right?
(Getting stuck in an elevator has nothing to do with it.)
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- Part 1 of Horny, but horny together
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on examination (med. phr.): used in a doctor’s notes to mean at the time the doctor looked at or tested the patient.
Pianist Verso Dessendre quit touring for a quiet life. Nobody warned him how much quiet there would truly be.
When the doctor performing his yearly prostate exam turns out to be Gustave Virlogeux (his high school crush, unmentioned for twenty-two years), Verso concludes that destiny has a cruel sense of humor. Five Augusts later, they still haven’t talked about it.
This year, however, the ultrasound probe is out for repair, and Gustave will have to do it the old-fashioned way.
Or: two men in their forties, one exam table, and a very expensive piece of imaging equipment put to a use its manufacturer did not describe in the manual.
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- Part 2 of Horny, but horny together
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Proper Conduct by MsCoffeebear, Shin_PM
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
30 Aug 2026
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1905. The Orient Express cuts through Europe, a world of velvet and steam where propriety reigns supreme.
Verso Dessendre, bored aristocrat and gifted painter, has found exactly one interesting thing about this interminable journey: the train's director, Gustave Virlogeux, whose stern authority and devastating competence make Verso want to misbehave.
Gustave has managed difficult passengers for fifteen years. He knows precisely what to do with one who is asking so desperately to be put in his place.
It's only a matter of time before Gustave's patience for Verso's pretenses runs out. And when it does, Verso learns that some lessons are best taught in private — or as private as a moving train allows.
Or: Verso has never once been called good. He is about to find out what that does to him.
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- Part 3 of Horny, but horny together