Lloyd's no good very bad life (and its upsides)

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• It's in your DNA by Hakey3electricbogalo

  Fandoms: The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  21 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane
  • Lloyd Garmadon & Mistaké
  • Lloyd Garmadon & Sensei Wu
  • Cole/Zane (Ninjago)
  • Nya/Jay Walker (Ninjago)
  • Lloyd Garmadon & Koko (The LEGO Ninjago Movie)
  • Lloyd Garmadon
  • Kai (Ninjago)
  • Nya (Ninjago)
  • Zane (Ninjago)
  • Cole (Ninjago)
  • Jay Walker (Ninjago)
  • Koko (The LEGO Ninjago Movie)
  • Sensei Wu (Ninjago)
  • Mistaké (Ninjago)
  • Lord Garmadon (Ninjago)
  • Master Chen (Ninjago)
  • Master Chen's Anacondrai Cultists (Ninjago)
  • Clouse (Ninjago)
  • Skylor (Ninjago)
  • Morro (Ninjago)
  • Lloyd Garmadon-centric
  • Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug
  • Dragon-Oni Hybrid Lloyd Garmadon
  • Oni Lloyd Garmadon
  • Lloyd Garmadon Angst
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Self-Hatred
  • He is not having a good time
  • Protective Kai (Ninjago)
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Blood and Injury
  • they're ninja your honor what were you expecting
  • Lloyd Garmadon is a mess
  • It's Not Paranoia If They're Really out to Get You
  • Shapeshifting
  • Mistaké dosen't give a shit
  • Body Dysphoria
  • but not the trans kind
  • Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
  • but not the real type
  • Cannibalistic Thoughts
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Ninja Team as Family (Ninjago)
  • Found Family
  • Sign Language
  • that actually works like real sign language
  • can you tell that's a pet peeve of mine?

  Summary

  Lloyd Garmadon is a normal kid, well mostly.

  Yes he's a ninja that can't seem to get more than 5 hours of sleep in a row, yes he's the most hated person in the city when his father isn't in it and yes he may or may not have inherited more than the people's hatred from his father.

  But it's fine, he can certainly keep all these aspects of himself separated, right?

   

  Or, Lloyd has dragon-oni traits and does his best to hide them from the rest of the ninja because while they accepted that he's Green they certainly wont accept this. 

   

  Series

  • Part 1 of Lloyd's no good very bad life (and its upsides)

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