Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife

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Listing Series

• You May Fascinate a Mercenary by NukaDarling

  Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 May 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • BLU Engineer/RED Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • BLU Sniper/BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
  • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
  • BLU Team (Team Fortress 2)
  • Platonic Relationships
  • Homophobic Language
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Power Exchange
  • Sounding
  • Cheese Crimes
  • Light Kidnapping
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Scout Doesn't Know Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)
  • reference to suicide

  Summary

  ...by giving him a piece of cheese. Engineer doesn't know much about wooing and fine dining and all that fancy stuff, but he does know that he's sure got a taste for somethin' special lately. Be a real shame if he got caught having cold feet about grabbing hisself a taste of it. Real damn shame, indeed. Might even take a bit of Spycraft to grease those wheels, huh?

  Series

  • Part 1 of Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,568

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  23

  Kudos:

  41

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  488

• Hippolyta and Theseus are getting married. Pyramus and Thisbe are ready to throw hands. by NukaDarling

  Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • BLU Sniper/BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • BLU Engineer/RED Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Period-Typical Homophobia
  • Mistaken Identity
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Platonic Relationships
  • mild gaslighting

  Summary

  It was once said about the BLU Spy, quite correctly,
  “This isn't blackmail, this is you wanting a captive audience for your theatrics!”

  It's a midsummer night, and crikey, what drongos these mercenaries be.

  A spicy Shakespearean follow up to You May Fascinate a Mercenary; can be read as a standalone.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,168

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  15

  Hits:

  171