A Transformers Alphabet

Series Metadata

Listing Series

Pages Navigation

• Even A Very Small One (Allspark / Autobot) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Sari Sumdac
  • Blitzwing (Transformers)
  • Post-Canon
  • Comedy
  • Decepticon Culture (Transformers)
  • Nesting Impulses

  Summary

  Megatron has been rescued from his trial and is on his way back to New Kaon, and his Decepticons have obtained a prisoner. Blitzwing is being weird about it, but not in the usual way.

  Series

  • Part 1 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  886

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  29

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  146

• We May Be Machines (Beast / Bridge) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Chromia (Transformers)
  • Tigatron (Transformers)
  • Conversations
  • beastformers

  Summary

  Tigatron thinks that Chromia needs to go hunting.

  Series

  • Part 2 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  570

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  28

• Get Your Optics Checked (Cassette / Comedy) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Generation One  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Frenzy & Rumble (Transformers)
  • Frenzy (Transformers)
  • Rumble (Transformers)
  • Brawl (Transformers)
  • Comedy
  • Bad Jokes
  • puns & wordplay
  • this is one long who's on first routine

  Summary

  Rumble and Frenzy are not helping.

  Series

  • Part 3 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  225

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  37

• Writer's Block (Datapad / Decepticon) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Writing
  • Writer's Block
  • this could be at least three megatrons

  Summary

  The words are in Megatron's head--why can't he manage to get them written down?

  Series

  • Part 4 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  293

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  24

• Swerve On Skates (Earth / Engex) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Swerve (Transformers)
  • Skids (Transformers)
  • Rung (Transformers)
  • Comedy
  • Rollerblades & Rollerskates
  • swerve get rollerskates

  Summary

  Skids just wanted a drink, not for Swerve to almost crash into him.

  Series

  • Part 5 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  227

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  38

• Outdoor Games (Fun / Function) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers: Prime  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Miko Nakadai
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
  • Arcee (Transformers)
  • Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Bulkhead (Transformers)
  • Jack Darby
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Football | Soccer
  • Games

  Summary

  Raf's brought some kind of...game thing to the base, and Arcee wants to know what it does.

  Series

  • Part 6 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  633

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  130

• Team Activites (Gestalt) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Motormaster/Dead End/Wildrider/Drag Strip/Brake-Neck
  • Blast Off & Brawl & Onslaught & Swindle & Vortex (Transformers)
  • Scrapper & Hook & Long Haul & Scavenger & Bonecrusher & Mixmaster
  • Silverbolt/Skydive/Air Raid/Airazor/Barrel Roll
  • Constructicons/Prowl (Implied)
  • Motormaster/Silverbolt (Implied)
  • Vortex (Transformers)
  • Brawl (Transformers)
  • Swindle (Transformers)
  • Onslaught (Transformers)
  • Blast Off (Transformers)
  • Dead End (Transformers)
  • Wildrider (Transformers)
  • Brake-Neck (Transformers)
  • Drag Strip (Transformers)
  • Motormaster (Transformers)
  • Scrapper (Transformers)
  • Hook (Transformers)
  • Long Haul (Transformers)
  • Scavenger (Transformers)
  • Bonecrusher (Transformers)
  • Mixmaster (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Downshift (Transformers)
  • Airazor (Transformers)
  • Barrel Roll (Transformers)
  • Silverbolt (Transformers)
  • Skydive (Transformers)
  • Air Raid (Transformers)
  • Gestalt (Transformers)
  • Slice of Life
  • Comedy
  • Vignette
  • Fan-Created Continuity
  • Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
  • Group Sex
  • (yes those two are both for the stunticons who are just always like this)
  • discussion of having children
  • motormaster being mean to silverbolt but just a little bit

  Summary

  Snippets of the day-to-day routine in the lives of four gestalts.

  Series

  • Part 7 of A Transformers Alphabet
  • Part 4 of Pilgrimage Universe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,512

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  340

• You're So Tall Now (Headmaster / Holomatter / Human) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Chromedome/Rewind (Transformers)
  • Rewind (Transformers)
  • Swerve (Transformers)
  • Chromedome (Transformers)
  • Whirl (Transformers)
  • Holoforms (Transformers)
  • Drag Queens
  • listen i just think rewind deserves to be tall occasionally

  Series

  • Part 8 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  443

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  43

• The Hot Equations (Interface) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Brainstorm/Perceptor (Transformers)
  • Perceptor (Transformers)
  • Brainstorm (Transformers)
  • Nautica (Transformers)
  • Plug and Play Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
  • Dubious Science
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Statistical Analysis

  Summary

  Perceptor loves math! He especially loves math when he's using it to do something to Brainstorm.

  Series

  • Part 9 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,621

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  269

• The Zip-Zip of Little Jets (Jet) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sari Sumdac
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • the vague threat of medical examination
  • TFA Decepticon Pharma
  • background jettwins
  • also background tarn i'm having a good time with this

  Summary

  Trypticon has been further invaded by Autobots and Megatron is starting to get a processor ache. Enter: the Decepticon CMO, although not the one he was expecting.

  Series

  • Part 10 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  431

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  101

• Sir Gawain and the Other Green Knight, Not That One (Knight) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Generation One  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gawain (Arthurian Myth)
  • Hoist (Transformers)
  • Comedy
  • Inspired by Arthurian Mythology
  • Episode: S02E24 A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court (Transformers G1)

  Summary

  Noble knight Sir Gawain goes out to investigate strange happenings in the countryside.

  Series

  • Part 11 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  392

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  24

• Late-Night Stories (Legends / Librarian) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Russell Clay
  • Optimus Prime
  • Strongarm (Transformers)
  • Storytelling
  • Archivist Orion Pax

  Summary

  Neither Russell Clay nor Strongarm can manage to recharge...well, sleep, Strongarm supposes, in Russell's case. As it turns out, Optimus can't manage it either.

  Series

  • Part 12 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,230

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  61

• Empyrean Variations (Medic / Multiverse / Music) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Shattered Glass, Transformers Animated (2007)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • First Aid (Transformers)
  • Sari Sumdac
  • Optimus Prime
  • Helex (Transformers)
  • Vos (Transformers)
  • Medical Procedures
  • Surgery
  • Music
  • Hostage Situations
  • Alternate Universe - Transformers: Shattered Glass
  • TFA Decepticon Pharma
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Alternate Universe - Merpeople

  Summary

  Five variations on one theme: Pharma and Tarn, who would be weird about each other in any universe.

  Series

  • Part 13 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,768

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  30

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  233

• Breaker of Tesarus (Neutral) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Cybertronian Character(s)
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Sentinel Prime (Transformers)
  • Blaster (Transformers)
  • Journalism
  • War Correspondence
  • Party
  • Alien Invasion

  Summary

  Byline's supposed to be on Vigilem covering the biggest society event in the past five hundred years, not hiding under a table while aliens attack.

  Series

  • Part 14 of A Transformers Alphabet
  • Part 5 of Pilgrimage Universe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,610

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  30

• The Anatomy Lesson (Oil) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bumblebee & The Terrans (Transformers)
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Hashtag Malto
  • Twitch Malto
  • Comedy
  • Education
  • Health Lessons

  Summary

  Bumblebee finds himself in the unenviable position of needing to give the Terrans a lesson in basic health and wellness.

  Series

  • Part 15 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  566

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  137

• Good Neighbors (Parent / Pretender / Protoform) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Nightshade Malto & Tarantulas
  • Nightshade Malto
  • Tarantulas (Transformers)
  • Disguise
  • Cross-Generational Friendship
  • Mentors
  • idw tarantulas references for flavor

  Summary

  Nightshade is just looking for a quiet place to do some research when they run into a strangely familiar new neighbor.

  Series

  • Part 16 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,262

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  104

• Juvenile (Quintesson) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Generation One  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Daniel Witwicky
  • Original Quintesson Character(s)
  • Wheelie (Transformers)
  • Carly Witwicky
  • Kidnapping
  • Rescue
  • Video & Computer Games
  • a single very young quintesson

  Summary

  Daniel's been kidnapped by Quintessons, again, but something's...weird...about this one.

  Series

  • Part 17 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,165

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  66

• Lucky Charm (Race / Racecar) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  31 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Blurr/Swindle (Transformers)
  • Swindle (Transformers)
  • Blurr (Transformers)
  • Racing
  • good luck
  • Kissing
  • Silly

  Summary

  Thanks to the largesse of his occasional business associate Blurr, Swindle's got trackside seats at the charity event of the season--the first race to be officially hosted and run on Cybertron since the end of the war and the resettling of the planet. This doesn't actually obligate him to serve as Blurr's good luck charm, but if Blurr wants to keep kissing him about it he's definitely not going to say no.

  Series

  • Part 18 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,004

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  18

  Hits:

  65

• Mend with Gold (Science / Spark) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Implied Blurr/Swindle
  • Blurr (Transformers)
  • Perceptor (Transformers)
  • Flatline (Transformers)
  • Alpha Trion (Transformers)
  • Sari Sumdac
  • Cliffjumper (Transformers)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Swindle (Transformers)
  • Onslaught (Transformers)
  • Post-Canon
  • Blurr Lives (Transformers)
  • but much changed
  • Trauma
  • Science Experiments
  • Body Modification
  • in a life-saving medical context but still
  • Kintsugi
  • swindle's fingers are the itchiest they have ever felt right now
  • he needs to grab that bot real bad

  Summary

  Perceptor reconstructs and reinforces Blurr using an experimental alloy of his own invention, which makes him stronger, more durable, significantly more eye-catching--and very, very valuable.

  Series

  • Part 19 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,411

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  106

• Not-So-Easy Riders (Transform) by DangerousCommieSubversive

  Fandoms: Transformers One (2024)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  06 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Optimus Prime
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Silverbolt (Transformers)
  • Motormaster (Transformers)
  • Dead End (Transformers)
  • Drag Strip (Transformers)
  • Driving
  • Alt Modes (Transformers)
  • none of those kids can steer i know it in my heart

  Summary

  Every miner on Cybertron just regrew their t-cog by the grace of Primus Himself, and none of them--none of them--actually know how to use their alt modes without crashing into things. Silverbolt and Motormaster are both going a little bit crazy about it.

  Series

  • Part 20 of A Transformers Alphabet

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,570

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  15

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  74

Pages Navigation