whumperless whump july 2026
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“Technically you’re just floating,” Neptune chirped, swimming literal circles around him. “Try to go to that rock!” He lifted one dripping hand and pointed at a rock just a little further from them, poking out of the water in an oddly-square shape. “I think I’ll call that one Proteus-rock. It looks like Proteus.” Uranus blinked at him, and then at the rock, and then he blinked again the moment he realized Neptune was actually right, and then he gave up on understanding anything. “Swim to Proteus-rock!”
Swimming was harder than he expected.
Much harder than floating.
Or; Whumperless Whump Event Prompts Day 1
Like a Baby Seal to Water: Fishtailing / Near drowning / "I thought I was going to die."Series
- Part 1 of whumperless whump july 2026
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“If only we had like, twenty of us,” he said, stumbling in next to Luna. “It’d be so much more fun.”
Luna paused mid-throw, and they both watched his asteroid harmlessly tumble to the other side of the court. “I didn’t mean to do that,” he said, face turning red. Earth just snickered. “I just— You could always ask the Moon Club?” And then he immediately grimaced at himself, face pinching. “Nevermind. Asking them to join the asteroid-throwing game probably isn’t the best idea.”
Or; Whumperless Whump Event Prompts Day 2:
(Alt Prompt) Floor Time: Vasovagal syncope / Phobia reveal / "Don't look. Trust me."Series
- Part 2 of whumperless whump july 2026
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Erebus just reached out and ruffled his hair, ignoring how wrong the heat under his palm felt—the fever cooking him from the inside out—and how obviously weak Uranus’s attempt at batting him away was. “Drink the medicine and take a nap. I can’t have you getting worse if I’m the only one here. Taking care of sick people is not in my repertoire of skills.”
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Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 3:
A Lull in the Chaos: Bedside vigil / Checking vitals / "Can you… sing? Until I fall asleep?"Series
- Part 6 of jupixturnus human au
- Part 3 of whumperless whump july 2026
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But even as he approached and felt the brush of Mercury’s gravity on the edge of his own, Venus equally felt a sudden blast of overwhelming fear and realized he still hadn’t moved an inch, and that time… that time, something like actual concern might have filtered into his core. He tried not to pay any attention to it.
“Hey, pipsqueak, what do you think you’re doing, ignoring—!?”
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Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 6:
Down The Wrong Pipe: Choking / Seizures / "Call an ambulance, tell 'em they're not breathing."Series
- Part 4 of whumperless whump july 2026
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“You promise?”
He shouldn’t. He really, really shouldn’t.
“I promise,” Mars told him. “I won’t leave you.”
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Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 8:
Are You Sure This Is Normal: Natural disasters / Scared of thunder / "We're safe in here, okay? I think."Series
- Part 4 of zombie apocalypse au
- Part 5 of whumperless whump july 2026
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Mars stared with a knitted brow, leaning in towards him with one hand paused mid-air.
“W-What?” Luna managed, sucking in another desperate, unneeded breath. “No.”
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Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 12:
You Make Me Lose My Breath: Wheezing / Altitude sickness / "You're not making sense."Series
- Part 3 of paranoia-verse
- Part 6 of whumperless whump july 2026
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Saturn tucked his hair behind the opposite ear, tipping his head to one side.
“I suppose I can allow that.” He leaned up, pecking a kiss to one cheek and then the other as Jupiter obediently tilted his head down to allow him easier access. “But you be careful.”
The purple flower now tucked behind his ear looked brilliant against the shining gold of his eyes, and inwardly Jupiter congratulated himself for noticing the flowers.
Or; Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 23:
All Hands On Deck: Multiple caretakers / Travelling while injured / "Hold on a little longer."Series
- Part 7 of whumperless whump july 2026
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It didn’t help, which left him stilling as much as he could to breathe through another wave of pain, all the while helplessly questioning everything. Why wouldn’t it stop? Why had he woken up like this? And—
Who in all of the stars was he?
Or; Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 27
Break the Surface: Coma / Retrograde Amnesia / "You were in an accident."Series
- Part 8 of whumperless whump july 2026
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Mars’s brow pinched. “Wildfires?”
“You wouldn’t know, Mr. I don’t have oxygen in good quantities,” Earth huffed. “It’s a big fire.”
Or; Whumperless Whump Event 2026 Day 29
Too Hot (Hot Damn): Wildfire / Heatstroke / "This isn't how I thought tonight would go."Series
- Part 9 of whumperless whump july 2026