Missing scenes from a life nobody remembers

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• The Parker Curse (and chili) by DumbestofAsses

  Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)  

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  • Complete Work

  27 Aug 2026

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  • Frank Castle & Peter Parker
  • Peter Parker
  • Frank Castle
  • Post-Movie: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
  • Canon Compliant
  • Snippets
  • this is literally just one scene
  • Domestic Frank Castle
  • Frank Castle has dadisms still installed
  • Awkward Peter Parker
  • Friendship
  • Banter
  • Frank Castle Has a Heart
  • Frank Castle is Bad at Feelings
  • Peter Parker is Bad at Feelings
  • Developing Friendships
  • The Punisher Makes Chili
  • Peter Parker Has Been Orphaned Too Many Times
  • The Parker Curse is REAL and it is AFTER HIM
  • Frank Castle's Dad Instincts
  • they're friends your honor

  Summary

  “You know,” Frank swished some whiskey around in his glass, “If my son had survived, he’d be around your ag–-”

  “Cough- hurk-” Spider-man choked, a bean being flung out of his mouth as he coughed with a disgusting mass of saliva- spider saliva?

  “Dude, don’t say that!”

  “Say what?”

  “Anything vaguely parental,” Spider-man stared at him uncharacteristically seriously, “I’ve been orphaned five times you can’t say that stuff man— they’ll get you.”

  Frank slowly chewed his chilli, “National defence?”

  Is he going to have to up his defence?

  “Worse,” Spider-man looked genuinely distressed as he leaned further into Frank’s personal space, “The Parker curse.”

  Series

  • Part 1 of Missing scenes from a life nobody remembers

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