All Wishes Come True
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debt or favour (I'd follow you forever) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 八仙！ | All Wishes Come True! (2026)
17 Aug 2026
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“Have you seen this man?” Zhongli Quan asks.
The inn owner looks from the paper Zhongli Quan is holding, to Zhongli Quan, to the paper, then back to Zhongli Quan. “Are you joking?”
“Hey, I’m showing you a portrait and asking from the goodness of my heart if you’ve seen him. This is my friend and I only want to find him to pay back what I owe him, you can’t even take a closer look and guess – “
“I could look at that for three hours and still only tell you I couldn’t recognise him,” the inn owner interrupts, unimpressed.
Zhongli Quan looks at the portrait. If you know Lü Dongbin, it’s great! It’s got his hair, it’s nearly got his shoulders, it’s kind of got the angle of his nose – no, it’s really not the best. He’d described Lü Dongbin to a street artist and they’d given him – well actually, it’s probably about as good as the Wuxinchang sketches. This one has Lü Dongbin’s hair, at least.
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- Part 1 of All Wishes Come True
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Zhongli Quan collapses back into his seat, staring at the scroll with the golden wish highlighted, glowing, projected into the air for all of them to read.
I want to fuck Zhongli Quan.
“All wishes must come true,” Li Tieguai says, puffing a cloud of smoke towards Zhongli Quan, doing a terrible job of hiding his smile.
“How is this kind of wish allowed?” Zhongli Quan whines. “What do we do about this? Can we ignore just this one?” He looks at Lü Dongbin, his eyes big, wet, and desperate.
Lü Dongbin is staring at the scroll, his eyebrows drawn heavily together. “Well – I’m sure they wouldn’t hold us to a wish like this, right?” He looks to Cao Guojiu.
“I don’t know. I’ve never seen a wish like this before, but – they say all wishes for a reason,” Cao Guojiu says.
aka, the one where a mysterious wish leads to binquan fucking (you can guess who made the wish)
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- Part 2 of All Wishes Come True