All blessings counted, no countings blessed
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Forty three sunsets and not you by tco (deanirae) for deansmultitudes, Magdalena
Fandoms: Supernatural
23 Aug 2015
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Castiel declares himself God and what he doesn't know, but Dean suspects - he grows a baobab in his heart. The new almighty still has a soft spot for Dean and really wants him by his side. For what? He has no idea, but since this is the only way to have Cas fix Sam's deteriorating mind, he eventually agrees. Now Dean thinks living with Cas the God is the equivalent of having all your shit moved exactly three inches to the left while you were gone just to fuck with you. He can tell something is wrong, but he can't put his finger on it. It suddenly goes from awkward to terrifying when Cas has The Idea and for the love of fuck, he needs to be stopped at all costs. So Dean pays with all he has.
And it breaks him because you just can't make a horse drink.
Castiel can't accept this. He ventures into Dean's soul to "fix" him.
Dean's soul has a different plan.Series
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Running Up That Hill With Terminal Velocity And No Control by tco (deanirae)
Fandoms: Supernatural
17 Nov 2016
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It’s mind-blowing to have a tempest fall for you. And terrifying, when it feels entitled. Dean begins to understand that perfectly when he finds himself in the eye of a storm and it’s a never-ending whiplash, a constant threat. Stuck in a position with very few moves to make, he can only move closer and closer to Cas, the God. And this, this pleases the Lord. But to something as needy and vast as a monster-made Yahweh, simple companionship can never be enough. Castiel was a warrior, once. And he has to conquer. The firm, loving hand hanging above the world has Dean yield and yield and yield, one lesson at a time. His body isn’t his, although it is. His emotions aren’t his, although they are. His heart is dead, although it’s still beating. All his fucks he’s given away, for he’s the betrothed bride and he’s meant to gain much, much more: a stunning dress that can put everyone to shame, a ceremony that somehow combines Marquez, Duchamp and Trotsky, and as consolation prize, he gets his possibly last free sunset.
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in baby steps, through warmest places, inherit the earth by tco (deanirae)
Fandoms: Supernatural
07 Sep 2017
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in which Castiel has a field day with sharing useless trivia and giving out derogatory, correctional blessings and Dean is a southern belle with a truly tragic predicament, fear of occupied beds and hatred for kitchens and none of this is funny.
The child is listening in and it's crying.Series
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Dean's body is full of warnings and erased sheets of paper. He doesn't know what game he is playing anymore, but he can't roll off the chess board. New players arrive, more than Dean's aware of, more than a chess board should have. He watches Castiel's mood swings come and go, ponders about doors closed and doors opened. Something is going on, that he can be sure of.
Meanwhile, Castiel loses his name. And even Pavlov's dogs come back to bite him in the ass. His eternity is numbered, after all.
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Sentiments are harder to kill than cockroaches. Than Dean. Than God.
This is the Bible 3.0 - written by fingers, on water: Castiel makes laws and worlds from atop of his mountain. Dean puts his best armor on, cuts both ears off, and keeps casting stones. And it's very very cold when they meet in their own little Gethsemane.Series
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God takes Dean on a trip to London.
Apparently Dean is the new Lady Di, Castiel is a great coworker (and also many triangles), reptilians are a thing and people are...okay?
A lot to take in, even more to process.
Everything is great except for that part where everyone gets the Tall Dark and Handsome Nice Guy and Dean keeps getting God, the Great Impregnator.
Oh yeah, and crosses turn over when Castiel walks past them
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Castiel plays the long con with Dean's feelings but at the same time he's frustratingly competent at godhood and making the world a better place.
Dean picks up too many battles with himself and, horrified, realizes horniness and jealousy still find a way to resurface.Series
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You Have Selected CastielSoft Cas As The Computer's Default Voice by tco (deanirae)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Aug 2026
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Version: 2012.12.21
Status: God
Sam Winchester: queued
Dean sanitation: in progress
World restoration: in progress
Castiel installation: in progressKnown issues:
• Dean Winchester stack overflow
• Bathsheba.ini
• Consent parameters
• Levant.exe
• Display corruption: insufficient capacity
• User refuses recommended settingsWould you like to restart?
[YES] [NO]
Dean has selected NO.
NO: unavailable at this time.
Loading backup to last stable configuration...OR
Dean is asleep. Castiel jacks off to his victory on his hotel cuck-chair throne while simultaneously thinking about trillion billion things, including ergonomic bras and how to colonize Dean best.
All is well until an argument about Batsheba and somehow also Sam ruins everything.
Castiel fixes that, of course.
Dean doesn't know Castiel has been masturbating to watching him sleep semi-regularly for the past five months, including a few hours ago and he also doesn't know that four very important minutes of his life just got erased. He proposes a tiny ceasefire for his own ulterior motives.
Atropos is having a very bad day in general.
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