Horrifying Cryptids and Where to Find Them
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“Fuck, you know what I just remembered?!” Pidge wheezed out, ignoring Keith’s glare like he didn’t have his foot very near her very fragile ribs. “Keith going into the woods at all times a night and setting up all those fucking creature traps!”
“Pidge,” Keith begged helplessly.
“What was that I just heard with my ears?!” Lance demanded.
Shiro cackled next, meeting Keith’s eyes in the rearview mirror, eyes mirthful with the look of a person who held someone else’s entire life in the palm of their hand. “When Keith was eleven–”
“Shiro once had a sex dream about Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove!” Keith panicked, taking exactly two point five seconds in the dead silence that followed to fully understand how much he had just fucked up.Or:
Stressed-out college student, Keith, is forcefully dragged away from his books, forced to get some fresh air, bribed with Twizzlers, spends a night in the woods, faces some inner demons, and gets a boyfriend, in that order.Series