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Rocket Science (The Art of Seduction) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Sep 2025
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There's a little secret H5nk holds dear to his heart that he's never really explained to his bros until right now: H3nk is totally all bark and no bite.
The Hanks never really share “intimate” moments with each other. They were all super close and gladly shared the occasional kiss, but they were basically bros who just happened to like each other. H3nk just happened to be the token corny flirt of the group that was the exception to this rule, but the other bros never really considered the possibility of giving him his own medicine until this moment. Of course, they responsibly use this knowledge to get up to a little mischief.
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AKA, The other 4 Hanks tease H3nk and H3nk thinks he's going mental. Silliness ensues.
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"I didn't want to wear this," Dirk grumbled, embarrassment coursing through his veins despite the fact he knew the last thing on the Hank's mind would be judging him.
"I can't see why not," Hank 2 hummed, raking his eyes over Dirk's body, gaze lingering on his thighs.
It hits Dirk suddenly just how much the Hanks seemed to be enjoying this. They'd dropped the usual 'bro' lingo completely, and they looked almost hungry, as if they wanted to eat Dirk whole. The desire in their eye's made Dirk squirm slightly where he stood, and he realised that he really wouldn't care what the Hanks did to him right now, as long as they were doing something.
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Based on @umikochannart fanart on Instagram! Please go check it out <3
[Continuation to 'Dreaming']Series
- Part 7 of Date Everything
- Part 5 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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A Team Effort by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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It started off as a joke. It didn't end that way.
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Tee heehee
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radical and extreme...cuddle sesh! by gh0st__friend
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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The Hanks comfort the Player after every other object leaves, possibly to never return. Turns out, that comes with some extra feelings attached.
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AAAAUGGHHH 🫶💞
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Contact Sports and the Art of Romance by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Sep 2025
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Since Realizing the Hanks, you've all be living together as a polycule. But on this fateful night, your wildest fantasies finally come true.
May use this to continue off with small one-shots that involve singular or multiple Hanks.
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Five Guys by Asterlewd (Asterlude)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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A collection of chapters of just Hank on Hank smut, I can't lie. This is made for the sole purpose of my own self indulgent hanky panky ideas and desires. Most will be pairings, others will be threesomes, and of course an inevitable fivesome.
Chapter 1: Hank 1 x Hank 5
Chapter 2: Hank 2 x Hank 4
Chapter 3: Hank 2 x Hank 3
Chapter 4: H1 x H3 x H5
Coming next: H1 x H4
Coming after: Dunk x Hank 3 or H1 x H2Stay tuned!
Chapter 3 art by @noisysketches on Tumblr!
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything
- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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You've been plotting for months, and now you're finally ready to give Hank 5 what he's wanted all along. The rest of The Hanks are happy to help!
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The Hanks x Reader (Oneshot) by Yumi_luvs_BL
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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Hank 1 runs a thumb along the seam of your sleeve. “You’re the constant in this tumble cycle. The balance point.”
You laugh softly. “You’re being poetic again.”
Hank 2 nods toward the open dryer. “Do you think it’s possible to miss being a hanger?”
“Do you?” you ask.
He doesn’t answer right away. “I think… I liked the way you used to look at us. But now? Now I can look back. That feels better.”
Hank 3 pops his head up from the dryer lid. “Not gonna lie, I do miss dangling dramatically. But I can dangle on you now.”
You raise a brow. “Try it and I’ll fold you like a sweater.”
“I’m listening,” he purrs.
Hank 4 barks a laugh. “That’s it. They’re into folding kinks. Knew it.”
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Yes
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Killing in Several Different Ways by HouseOfElves
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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It's your second semester of college and nothing seems to be interesting... Nothing except The Hanks.
They seem to be the only people giving you the time of day despite them being seniors. Your friends, Curt and Rod, are only occupied with getting their own futures secure in fashion design, and you can't blame them, especially since your future is becoming more and more uncertain. So, in the meantime you live it up with the rowdy fivesome and take their exclusive invite to this year's "Hell Week" for incoming pledges.
But the hazing takes an unfortunate turn when the first pledge ends up dead during a seemingly harmless prank-and many others following the first?
Can you survive the school year?
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Extreme Measures by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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After a near-disastrous adventure, the Hanks confess what they've been trying to prove to you all along.
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THE HANKS ARE OBSESSED WITH YOU AND I LOVE IT
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You make a bet. You don't win.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Everything!
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Brought to you by Red Bowl by Blippysippydanippy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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Hank cuddling time!!!
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Hank 1 shows you just how filling a snack can be in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Five Guys: The Hanks Edition
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Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, and Hank! by Thatgayguykai
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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It’s day three since you’ve met Skylar Specs, and the Hanks are bringing you along for their latest adventure!
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The Hanks are cool! You want to boink them.
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The Best Seat In The House by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Sep 2025
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Post Realization of The Hanks! YN and the Hanks decide to challenge themselves and go a full week without sex or masturbating and someone (not gonna name names *cough cough* Hank #3 *cough cough*) finds he can't wait another day. He gets caught masturbating just 24 hours before the challenge ends and now he's gonna have to be punished... Unfortunately this pervert enjoys his punishment and the fun continues. It was supposed to be a one off, but I couldn't help myself. Enjoy!
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First Draft to "Pizza Run" by Gello
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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This is the first draft to the Hanks comic I made on Twitter, which means it has tons of unincluded content, dialog and direction that was cut from the final comic, either for brevity or clarity.
Im posting it to AO3 so if any curious folks want to see what the comic looked like in its early draft, they can have a read. If you haven't read the this sequel comic or the first one, the link will be in the Authors Notes (it's pretty cool!).
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tl;DR: This is the paper draft to the Hanks Sequel Comic, AKA H3nk and H5nk have a heart to heart 3 days after the incident.
This draft does not include the scene inside the house.
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandom: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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My Dirk x Hank fics all set in the 'Fuck me up baby' universe <33
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YES ! THIS SHIT IS PEAK 🥹
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"You alright, dude?" Hank 2 inquires gently, probably because Dirk likely has smoke pouring out of his ears by now, as if someone had lit his entire face on fire.
"You guys are so stupid," Dirk mumbles, "It's just underwear, you don't need to do this whole 'admiring me' thing".
"But we're always Admiring you," Hank 1 says, and it's the sincerity in his tone that gets to Dirk instead of the flirtation in his voice.
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Dirk in lingerie, need I say more?
[Continuation to 'Tied up']Series
- Part 10 of Date Everything
- Part 7 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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