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Three, That’s a Magic Number by velvet_alchemist
Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), DCU, Zatanna & the Ripper (Webcomic), Zatanna (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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You took the week off work, from your..business. The reason? Your old hookup partners- Zatanna and John- have called you up for a few nights of company.
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When Sybil calls by RangerBumble
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.
In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.
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John Constantine stumbled upon a group of teens experimenting on one of the kids abilities. One of the teens wants to become a warlock, but wants himself as a patron, revealing who he is. Danny Fenton, resident ghost boy. Constantine has his hands full.
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WOHOO! SURPRISE PARENTHOOD!!!🎉🎉🎉 by Silent_Thunderstorm
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (Comics)
05 Dec 2025
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“hey mates! Guessed who’s back!” John cheered as he entered the Justice League Dark Headquarter.
No one look up from what they were doing, Busy with their books, Or whatever the shit they’re holding…
That is until John pulled out an adorable Blond girl from his back “meet Katherine! She’ll be around so get used to her!” he said, and when the girl giggled everyone whipped their Head to look at him, even Dr.Fate "and don't give her chocolate, I learn they're bad for pets but I dont know if they're bad for babies too but just to be sure... No chocolate" John added
“WHO’S CHILD IS THAT?!??!!??” Zatanna asked the Question that came to all of their mind.
“I found it” John casually says proudly. “she’s Mine now” he added in a more demanding tone as if he's declaring it.
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Aka Magic was fucked and Now there's a Child, OUR child! No one need to know though, Just say we found it in the trash and decide to share custody.
[Also Author keep making new fics and forgotting old ones lmao]
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- Part 1 of Hunter's DC Fic
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Batfam- Hope by ProjectRevelation2025
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Bat Family - Fandom
03 Dec 2025
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El ultimo trato by D_rissing
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, La Saga de Las Leyendas (Movies)
30 Nov 2025
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John Constantine has alway be able to weasel his way out of any deal. Has able to trick devils, angel and everything in between, always collecting prizes but never paying the price.
And a mission to Mexico shouldnt be different, whats one more local legend he can con out of something?
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This House Says My Name Like An Elegy by Wrenythinggoes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Nov 2025
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Wayne Manor has stood almost as long as Gotham itself. From the outside, it looks like a haunted house: all dark stone and shadows with lives of their own.
Every so often, someone “has to ask” about the rumors that the building is haunted. A nosy reporter. A drunken socialite. A paranormal YouTuber.
Outwardly, Bruce Wayne laughs them off, dismissing the idea out of hand. It's not his secret to tell.
The reality is that Wayne Manor is much warmer and more welcoming to those who reside there than it is to outsiders. Laughter echoes through the halls. Little faces peer out of the windows, waiting to welcome him home.
That's not to say there are no ghosts.
But they don't haunt the Manor.
They make it a home.***
Bruce somehow finds himself parenting some very traumatized ghost kids. And an equally traumatized living child. Sometimes family is a billionaire, a butler/dad, a gaggle of ghost children, a toddler assassin, and a weird, drunk, magic uncle.
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Phantom Pains
“The pain of feeling something that is missing”–
Even before Danny died, she felt like something was missing. It was like her soul knew she wasn’t complete. She wasn’t where she was meant to be.
The day she found out it might be more than a feeling was the day her old life had died.
Now, with nothing more than a name and a city to go off of, Danny flees to Gotham, New Jersey.
But how is she supposed to find answers with all these wannabe furries running causing messes that she has to clean up?And why does that Detective keep looking at her like he’s seen a ghost? (pun unintended)
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Constantine Locks The Ghost King Out of the Infinite Realms by sunshinedrift
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Nov 2025
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John Constantine thinks he's preventing a potential apocalypse by locking the new Ghost King in his home realm. How was he to know that Danny Fenton the new Ghost King still considers the mortal realm as his home. All the Ghosts and the Justice League make it John's problem to fix this. Danny who is finally getting a full nights sleep is not going to make it easy for John to get out of this contract.
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- Part 1 of Ghost King Danny & the Justice League
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Operation: Beyond the Veil by Hasunohana
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
24 Nov 2025
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World peace has finally arrived—and the Justice League is savoring every second. All except Bruce, whose sharp instincts sense the storm approaching while the rest of the world relaxs.
He was right.
When the Circle of the Black Blood resurges under the command of the vengeful Archmage Vikram Seth, a confrontation in Mumbai ends in tragedy: Bruce, Oliver, and Shayera are struck by an arcane curse that causes black rosebushes to sprout from their wounds, consuming them alive.
With time running out and conventional magic failing, Clark is forced to break through Bruce's final barrier and reveal a secret not even the League knew: the existence of two interdimensionaly powerful mages living hidden right under everyone's noses… in Gotham.
Now, the League's last hope rests with Bruce's most closely guarded friends—and the magical sanctuary they call home.
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Reality Check by personface
Fandoms: Constantine (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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This was supposed to be a 'John finds friends when lonely' fic.
It turned into 'Raven points out John is his own worst enemy' fic.(As of Chapter 3 it's now a meta on story telling ratings as well).
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Jealousy by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Constantine (Comics), DCU (Comics)
19 Nov 2025
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John Constantine is a lovely boyfriend. Really all you could wish for. Then one of his mates mentions... A certain woman.
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- Part 5 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Bad Movies - Decent Bonding (John Constantine & Daughter OC) by Red_Hoods_Boxers
Fandoms: Constantine (TV), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
19 Nov 2025
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This is just a silly one shot with my OC Coraline (13), who's John's daughter. They have a pretty strained and complex relationship. John starts seeing his boyfriend Dez, who encourages him to try and hang out more with his daughter.
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Retribution Is Ours by hopeofgusto
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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Saw this on Tumbler. Just had to make this a reality.
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two magicians walk into a haunted bar by Yu1u
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics), Constantine (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
13 Nov 2025
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so working with Constantine might sound like a dumb choice cause it is, his terrible luck and perchant for trouble surely don't help when he alredy thinks he ruins everything he touches he's not an easy person and everyone knows that but when push comes to shove he shows time and time again that for all the self loathing and hatred he has he truly does put others first, he acts like he's this selfish asshole which yeah he can be sometimes but anyone that truly knows him understands that more than anything he's trying to keep others away and save himself the hurt of possibly ruining someone else.
but theres always the rays of light that ignore the curtain that is his personality those moments of genuine care for the people around him and this is one of them -
Troubles by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
02 Nov 2025
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Period pains.
Worries.
Self insertish.Series
- Part 9 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Echoes of hope in a godless land by RedRoa
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)
31 Oct 2025
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After getting a call from the league about a rogue necromancer causing issues across Europe, John teams up with Diana to take them down, but not everything goes to plan and he ends up in a hellish dimension and tries to find his way back. Dealing with gods and monsters, he will need all the help he can get to fight his way back home, and as fate would have it- hes not alone down there.
A PJO x DCU crossover fic with no prior knowledge needed to enjoy.
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- Part 1 of From the ocean, many rivers
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What can you see but never touch? (What can you touch but never truly leave behind?) by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Batman - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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Janet Drake leaves behind her country, her family, her heritage and her responsibilities.
It comes back to haunt her years later when her son asks her what the golden net around the world is and why it was gold for a moment.
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- Part 163 of Tim Drake AU's
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Ashes in My Wake by Stratagem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Zatanna (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
28 Oct 2025
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Jason’s dead. Jason has been dead for almost a decade and the hallucinations only fully went away a couple years ago, so why does it look like Dick’s not-so-little brother is standing there looking very much alive?
In which Jason Todd went on a monster hunting trip with Roy and co. instead of a revenge tour, learned some magic, wound up mystically connected to a wandering library filled with enchanted books (thanks, Constantine), and got married to a cunning woman and started a family.
Now that Dick knows that Jason’s not nearly as dead as once thought, Jason agrees with his wife Imogen that it seems as good a time as any to move the library to Gotham for a while. Jason wasn’t planning on actually reconnecting yet, but he knows the bats won’t leave him alone now that they suspect the truth. He’s worked with them enough times in secret as magic-sword-and-gun wielding Red Hood to know how stubborn they all are.
Bruce faces a whirlwind of emotions: his son is alive, he’s a librarian/mage/assassin, he has a wife and an almost two-year-old daughter, and Constantine and Zatanna are basically now his in-laws.
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The Memory of You (*Reupload* I'm so sorry) by HollowW00ds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake died when Jason attacked Titans Tower. It turns out that having a slit throat and multiple broken bones as well as other injuries do not do well for vitality. Now he's trapped in the home of the same family that killed him. That is until a JL meeting causes unexpected reunions.
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Tim dies but is still kind of kept alive because he has a soul bond with Kon (not that he knows it) it's just that... no one can see him.Also just to make it clear, Tim still ages as a "ghost." He is 18 almost 19 in this fic, so the same age as Kon.
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