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When Sybil calls by RangerBumble
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
19 Sep 2025
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You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.
In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.
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WOHOO! SURPRISE PARENTHOOD!!!🎉🎉🎉 by Silver_ShootingStar
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (Comics)
19 Sep 2025
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“hey mates! Guessed who’s back!” John cheered as he entered the Justice League Dark Headquarter.
No one look up frim what they were doing, Busy with their books, Or whatever the shit they’re holding…
That is until John pulled out an adorable Blond girl from his back “meet Katherine! She’ll be around so get used to her!” he said, and when the girl giggled everyone whipped their Head to look at him, even Dr.Fate "and don't give her chocolate, I learn they're bad for pets but I dont know if they're bad for babies too but just to be sure... No chocolate" John added
“WHO’S CHILD IS THAT?!??!!??” Zatanna asked the Question that came to all of their mind.
“I found it” John casually says proudly. “she’s Mine now” he added in a more demanding tone as if he's declaring it.
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Aka Magic was fucked and Now there's a Child, OUR child! No one need to know though, Just say we found it in the trash and decide to share custody.
[Also Author keep making new fics and forgotting old ones lmao]
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- Part 1 of Hunter's DC Fic
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The Memory of You by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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Tim Drake died cold and alone, bleeding out on the floor of Titan's Tower. But he's still here, haunting Wayne manor. He's eighteen now, almost nineteen, and he's pretty sure everyone has forgotten about him.
The Bats certainly have.
Note: It's not actually going to be that angsty, I just don't know how to write a good summary. It's literally just Tim dies but still ages and is just kind of kept around as a ghost because he is Kon's soulmate.
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Constantine Locks The Ghost King Out of the Infinite Realms by sunshinedrift
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
17 Sep 2025
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John Constantine thinks he's preventing a potential apocalypse by locking the new Ghost King in his home realm. How was he to know that Danny Fenton the new Ghost King still considers the mortal realm as his home. All the Ghosts and the Justice League make it John's problem to fix this. Danny who is finally getting a full nights sleep is not going to make it easy for John to get out of this contract.
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Inspiration takes its fold elsewhere by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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John Constantine is reminiscing his past and gets drunk. So he shows up at your door.
No smut.Series
- Part 3 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Last Shred of Truth by Stratagem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman: The Animated Series, Constantine (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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Jason Todd thought he was done with magic swords and defeating ancient evil, trading them out for firearms and taking on organized crime.
But his role as the “Chosen One” isn’t quite over.
The leader of the All-Caste turned lingering spirit Ducra sacrifices the remnants of her power to cure Jason’s friend and housemate Imogen "Mo" Evans from terminal cancer; the process binds the Soul Blade, the last of the All-Caste’s mystic weapons, to Mo. The surge of magic is felt throughout the world by the Acolytes of the End, the fragmented surviving servants who dedicated themselves to the Untitled in exchange for almost immortal lives. More worrisome to Jason and Mo, Mo’s five-year-old daughter Delaney seems to have latent magical talent that might be waking up.
With an unexpected actual future ahead of them, Jason and Mo partner up to figure out the way forward together as the supernatural world comes calling. Oh, and Constantine gets involved.
Alternate ending longfic for “For One So Small.”
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- Part 2 of wherever there are birds, there is hope
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John Constantine stumbled upon a group of teens experimenting on one of the kids abilities. One of the teens wants to become a warlock, but wants himself as a patron, revealing who he is. Danny Fenton, resident ghost boy. Constantine has his hands full.
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Electrifying by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
06 Sep 2025
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Its hard to hide your power from everyone around you, especially when it can hurt them. Especially when the power in question stops you from experiencing things every women wants to! Then comes John Constantine, who seems to find your powers not only compelling but... Exciting.
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- Part 1 of John Constantine oneshot collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,628
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 124
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"These yours?" "Unfortunately." by Angels_Watch_you_from_above
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Hellblazer, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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John is enjoying a nice sunrise in Gotham when he gets an unexpected visit from the man of steel himself, who comes to remind John to keep an eye on his friends...
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- Part 1 of DC x Hazbin
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Affamato di Potere by All About John Constantine (RichardGraysonPercyJackson)
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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The Legends head to 1949 Italy in search of a magical fugitive.
But this mage turns out to be even more difficult (and dangerous) than they'd imagined.
Good thing they have Constantine…right?
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The Art of You Forgetting Who I Used to Be by Agender_alex
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 Aug 2025
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Someone was selling information about heroes to the public, and the Justice League thinks its Tim. They decide the best route is to wipe his memory, taking any memory that he has related to the Hero Community, leaving a blank slate. Thankfully Tim has a contingency plan that will find the real culprit while setting him free.
*based on a TikTok made by Alve Henituse (@lee.alvee) with their permission*
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It Takes More Than a Bat to Kill God by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
19 Aug 2025
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John Constantine was not prepared to deal with a kid passing out in front of his residence. So, he pawns the kid off on serial adopter Batman (cough cough) Bruce Wayne.
Bruce Wayne hates magic. He would prefer it stays outside of Gotham and away from him, thank you. Unfortunately, he can't just leave a heavily injured teenager on their own. His kids are going to make so much fun of him for this.
The previously mentioned teenager is having a bad day. Bad week? Month? Life? All he knows is that he would rather not be caught by that cult again.[ON PAUSE, SORRY]
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Liverpool, What a Place! by lilium_canidium
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Constantine (Comics)
16 Aug 2025
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A very strange woman with the habit of mind reading and possession finds herself in the company of John Constantine. What could go wrong? Just about everything. In a search for humanity and an exploration of identity, she struggles to really understand how to be human. Constantine is stuck for the ride without much say.
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Baby Bird, Hear My Words, Give it Time by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer
16 Aug 2025
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Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile
When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.
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Tim was a lonely kid, and there was only so much to do in an empty house filled with everything but the warmth of living bodies. So when his parents bring back an ancient book that they can’t read from one of their expeditions, Tim asks if he can have it. Unlike with the more fragile and expensive artifacts, they decided to humor him without thinking much on it. He very quickly finds out that the book is in fact an occult grimoire. Now, Tim was generally considered very smart for his age, a genius even. But he was still 10, and he was very curious to see if this book was real. One ritual and one demon later he makes a wager, if the demon can beat him at a game of cards he can take his soul, but if Tim wins then he gets 5 extra years of life. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and the demons at least provided him some entertainment. Now Tim is 17. He’s been 17 for a long time, not that anyone seems to notice his lack of aging.
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Tim was a lonely kid left in a house of artifacts. So when he finds a book that can summon demons, he decides to give it a try. Somehow this leads to him becoming practically immortal and John Constantine's apprentice, all without the Bats knowing.
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Something’s feeding on people in LA - hollowing them out and leaving their bodies behind.
John Constantine follows the trail to a cult on the edge of the city, where the rites are sacred, the candles drip with sex magic, and something ancient is waiting to get inside him. Literally.
Elise wasn’t meant to be part of this. A psychic who he consulted with one time, who has a haunted touch and a history she won't speak of, she was supposed to walk away. Instead, she steps into the ritual. Puts her hand on his chest and does everything that is necessary to bring John back.
What starts as an exorcism ends with something worse: sensual intimacy. She doesn’t believe in fate but he can’t stop dreaming about her.
A dark, slow-burn descent into sensual magic, possession, and the kind of touch that scars.
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Dulce atrapasueños by VenusLuciferina
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
02 Aug 2025
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La unión de Johanna Constantine y el Corintio permitió el nacimiento de una nueva vida.
Un ser con el linaje de los magos risueños que corría por la sangre de Johanna y el poder de la ensoñación, directamente de la pesadilla que era su progenitor.
Un hijo prodigioso del mundo de la vigilia y de los sueños que, al crecer, no solo se volvió más caótico que cualquier vórtice que haya existido.
También encantó sin notar al actual rey de los sueños.
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Here Stands a Man with a Bullet in his Clenched Right Hand by ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity
Fandoms: Simon Dark (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
31 Jul 2025
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Spoiler says hi, Robin imitates a gargoyle, Black Bat makes a friend, Red Robin (briefly) goes full mafia family, Nightwing gets lectured, and Batman seeks parenting advice.
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While Jason recovers and gets used to his new place in the city, his family introduce themselves to Simon’s people. Conversations are had, both trivial and important.
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- Part 6 of Jason Wolfboy Hours
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My Existence Attached to a String. by Vender_Nyx
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer
31 Jul 2025
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One crow for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret, never to be told, eight for a wish, nine for a kiss, ten for a time of joyful bliss.
A brother in pain, a brother who mourns. To the liar goes the thorns. One who suffers and one who is torn, may the alliance forever be sworn.
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- Part 2 of An expectation to the rule
- Part 7 of Nyxie's Dp x Dc Multiverse
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You are always willing to help John Constantine with his demon hunting, no matter how small the task…until it ends up with you being used as a virgin sacrifice for demon bait.