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    Imagine Monty Python being acted out by Doctor Who actors.

    WARNING: Some characters WILL be gender-flipped.

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    19/?
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    Drifter & the Guardian on the Dreadnaught. Heresy. Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch. Go.
    If something is a parody of a parody does that make it a para-parody? Paracausal parody?

    I was told I should put snippets into my summaries so here you go:

    Drifter: I wish to complain about this girlfriend I got not half an hour ago from this very Dreadnaught.
    Guardian: Oh yes, yes, Eris Morn. What's, uh… What's wrong with her?
    Drifter: I'll tell you what's wrong with her. She's dead! That's what's wrong with her!
    Guardian: Oh no… she's uh… she's resting.
    Drifter: Look sister, I know a dead woman when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.
    Guardian: No no she's not dead, she's, she's resting! Remarkable witch, Eris Morn, isn't she? Beautiful eyes.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    10
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    “It’s a nice place you’ve got.”

    “Oh, well, I rent.”

    “I see.”

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    5,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    A professional TV presenter with a distinguished size kink doesn't take kindly to being humiliated on his own show, and he vows vengeance...even if that does mean travelling the four corners of the earth to get it!

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    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
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    9
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    A collection of triple drabbles about various (minor) Monty Python characters.

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    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    1
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    7
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    A sequel to the sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World". When a joke that can make you die laughing falls into the wrong hands, it's going to take a supreme effort and a little luck to protect the planet. I don't own these characters and I've never literally ROFLed. Rated for death by steamroller.

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    1/1
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    Random idea file, as most authors seem to have...

    Language:
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    25,335
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    3,291
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    All right what's all this then? A show that ended in 1969 meets a show that started the same time? Never work! You ought not read this. Move along, nothing to see here - comments that agree with that will of course be visited by the Pirahna Brothers.

    Language:
    English
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    5,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Monty Python.
    British classic comedy.
    Crowley has always loved their work: funny, witty and that dry British humour that confused Americans.
    Aziraphale also enjoys the humour, to be completely fair. However, his mind got stuck on Season 2 Episode 2 of Monty Python's Flying Circus for 28 years...and now that they are retired, Crowley has to be very careful around any kitchen utensils.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    54
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    Whatever the trio was expecting at their new school...you can be sure this wasn't it.

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    470
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    1/1
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    Pity poor Draco Malfoy. His stunning looks, charm, and wealth have snagged boys, girls, house elves, garden gnomes, grindylows, and inanimate objects alike, but little Ginny Weasley may turn out to be the biggest challenge of all...and opposition comes from a most unexpected source.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Vyvyan agrees to go with Rick to sort out some paperwork at the student office when a strange new student throws a spanner in their works.

    Language:
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    4,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    4
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    1
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    32
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    Prequel to The Silver Road

    Language:
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    16,348
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    4
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    1
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    49
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    “Inspector,” Simon said again, and he was standing in front of George once more, eyes startlingly wide, cheeks flushed pink from rushing toward him, hair slightly disheveled by the London drizzle. “Inspector, I need to report a crime.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    180
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    Python gets a little freaky...

    Language:
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    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    Poetry based on the concept of stretching owls.

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    228
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    1/1
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    2
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    The Colonel finally decides that enough is enough. He’s finally going to go to therapy. At therapy, he meets a host of other Monty Python characters.

    Language:
    English
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    5,460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    104
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    The Alpharii of the Alpha Legion's 3rd Philosophical Detachment welcome... an Omegon!?

    [Written for April Fool's Day 2024]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    199
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    The continuing adventures of a very unhinged ex-television presenter. He is bound by no laws, be they of man, nature, or God.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    190
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    Apologies to the Pythons. It goes without saying I own none of this, but it amuses me greatly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    38

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