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    Dark, slow-burn story that follows The Thing / Who Goes There closely in plot and tone, while centering Anakin’s fear, isolation, and unrequited love for Obi-Wan.

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    1/?
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    3
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    3
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    A late night at the outpost begins with unbearable awkwardness and ends with a myriad of possibilities swirling in your head.

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    1/1
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    It has always struck me as perplexing that the characters in The Thing, who are portrayed as educated and intelligent scientists, often fail to exhibit logical reasoning in critical situations. Despite their advanced knowledge and expertise, they make decisions that lead to their downfall, succumbing to panic and irrationality in the face of an alien threat. In my interpretation, these men should have approached the alien encounter with a more strategic mindset, utilizing their scientific training to analyze the situation methodically. Instead of allowing fear to dictate their actions, they could have collaborated to devise a plan that prioritized safety and rationality, employing their collective intellect to outsmart the creature rather than falling victim to its manipulations.

    This is simply a crack fic; I have written because I am salty on how it ended.

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    1/1
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    When you come down with something in Antarctica, your disgruntled nursemaid seems to care more than he lets on.

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    1/1
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    4
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    21
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    2
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    124
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    A recap of The Thing with the reader as part of the team. What's it like for you and Mac to dance around your feelings, only to have them get in the way when everyone's paranoia is at its peak?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    You set out to join the 300 club on a dare, and a very drunk pilot decides that your little challenge sounds like a fun idea.

    Based on this post (https://www.tumblr.com/multifandomthoughts/783481922284371968/macready-in-a-drunken-stupor-has-joined-the-300?source=share) by @multifandomthoughts! Got very inspired so here is this tiny blurb.

    No descriptions of reader/reader's body in this. Fem terms of endearment are used as jabs between the guys, so this can be read as a GN piece.

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    1/1
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    “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    It started with that damn dog, and now the first infected needs to eat.

    Who was infected first? Ehhhhh I couldn’t decide so have both. (Chapter 1 is Norris, Chapter 2 is Palmer)

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    2/2
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    Antarctica is the most loneliest and harshest things. So is love.

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    4/?
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    12
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    135
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    There seriously isn't enough about The Thing on AO3 and certainly not enough about my king Kurt Russell. SO I took matters into my own hands.

    Basic Summary: Copper gets his niece to come and join them at the outpost for a couple months to assist with some work as she has completed her master's in human biology, and that she needed to drop off supplies to the outpost. So, for the next few months, she remains at Outpost 31, where she's stuck with not only an absolute asshole of a man, but an asshole of a man that makes her question her current relationship.

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    42,615
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    26
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2,620
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    Big ol' continent covered in ice, surely no humans will go dig up the Strategic Eric Reserve!

    Now there's a horde of disposable demons looking for a body, any body will do! This dog is really crowded!!! It's just a little temporary possession 'til they get out of here. There's no reason to get out a flamethrower! What is WRONG with humans????

    A horror comedy version where the demons are the ones trapped with the humans.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    1
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    24
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    22
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    9
    Hits:
    500
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    Hello!! Welcome to The Thing/Good Omens AU Illustrations for the Do It With Style Silver Screen Event! I have been working with FenrisLorsrai to illustrate their AMAZING words. It been so great to read their fic and get to know the Erics in this crossover!

    This first illustration is actually for a later chapter so I will modify this summary once that chapter is posted. I have another illustration that I'll be adding here as chapter 2!

    *title from [PLANTS AND PLANETS] by Robert Marteau

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    Alt Title: R. J. MacReady Can't Comprehend Being In Love With a Man The Musical

    After being fired from his job, R. J. MacReady joins a crew of eleven men on their exploration of the Antarctic. There, he finds himself meeting and falling in love with Fuchs, the assistant Microbiologist. After meeting, a series of mishaps, starting with a broken space heater, sends these two into some sort of romance.

    (I’m garbage at writing summaries and titles, but I swear this is good.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
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    2
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    227
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    AU where Mac comes up with a more practical test to find out who's human. One-Shot!

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    English
    Words:
    457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    389
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    Macready reflects on his and Fuchs relationship after they discover his body in the snow, some important details are revealed to the rest of the crew

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    18
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    240
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    You are the only woman on base for miles, left in a frozen hellhole along with twelve men. But one of them catches your eye. Should you trust him? He's a laid back mechanic who is always stoned, what could go wrong with that? He's been the same since the first day just like Nauls said.

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    10,143
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    1
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    461
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    R.J. MacReady wasn't gay. Just a man who needed release. When he finds himself in need of pleasure during the cold Antartica winter, he seeks companionship in Fuchs.

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    4,704
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    9
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    635
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    Because fuck paranoia and frantic stupidity.

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    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    616
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    When Cora had signed on for the arctic job she wasn't prepared for what awaited her. No one was. No one was ready for such horror. Yet....it loved her.

    Warning: My grammar is shit.

    Series
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    English
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    13,009
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    70
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    103
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    17
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    Macready gets injured and can’t be left alone in his shack, Windows gets assigned the responsibility of looking after him. Multiple chapters to be added but starts out as smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    743

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