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    Jaskier finds his carefully curated life upended when his lover, Radovid, abruptly ends their relationship to protect his public image. Reeling from heartbreak, Jaskier reluctantly follows his friend Priscilla to a strip club, and meets a stripper named Geralt, whose blunt honesty and dangerous allure immediately captivates him. As Jaskier flirts, teases, and tests Geralt, drawing him into a game of seduction.
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    (The is an AU of the Pretty Woman Movie from 1990)

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    Jaskier is a sugar baby, and unless someone is dumb enough to catch real feelings, it’s always been the unspoken truth that his affections are only ever leased, never fully owned.

    And the lease is expensive.

    When his current sugar daddy, Radovid, falls short, Jaskier finds himself approached by a handsome white-haired stranger who knows how to say all the right things.

    Will Geralt be everything Jaskier needs in a sugar daddy?

    Or will he be so much more?

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    Geralt can honestly say that he is happy with his life. He hasn't had the best childhood and neither did his time in the military do him any good. There was that hot but also horrible relationship with Yennefer. But now, he is happy. He loves his job at the hospital, he loves his adoptive daughter, he loves his brothers who live in the same city.

    Which is why he doesn't need anything to change. He's not looking for a relationship, there has been enough heartbreak in the past, thank you very much.

    If only it weren't for the new doctor with his crazy blue eyes and his flirty smiles who keeps making him want things he hasn't wanted in years. Or maybe he has been wanting them all the time, actually. But this new guy has a reputation. And as established, Geralt isn't interested in letting himself be hurt again.

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    A voyage into the unknown across thousands of miles of ocean. A time of rising horrors across the world and those few who would stand against the growing tide of evil. A new empress in control of much of the civilized world. The rise of Kaer Morhen as a bastion, sanctuary and safe haven for those who had for so long been persecuted. Old friends and new. Geralt sets out on the path.

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    5/?
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    Ciri faces a long and difficult journey as she flees the Wild Hunt. To make matters slightly easier, she uses her body to her advantage.

    An explicit retelling of The Witcher 3, told entirely from Ciri’s perspective.

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    Chapters:
    21/23
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    Some destinies are written in stone, meant to be everlasting; others in sand, changing at the slightest shift of the tide, being erased and rewritten with every choice made. It’s what many have forgotten, that every choice counts, whether that is from a king, a sorceress, a great hero, or a common man. Even the smallest of choices can change everything.

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    Priscilla is a Speech Therapist and Jaskier a musician whose voice needs a little bit of extra help. Of course nothing happens while they work together, but as we all know - people linked by destiny will always find each other.

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    4/?
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    She hastily glanced around, ensuring they were alone. “...the Viscount hired a mage to curse his son. Master Julian was going to run away. The Viscount hated him for it.”
    “Thank you,” Geralt commented, though inside he was seething.
    There was no doubt in his mind. This ‘Julian’ was his soulmate, and he was still alive.

    Or: Geralt starts feeling the phantom pains of a soul bond, and slowly comes to realize that his soulmate desperately needs saved from very human monsters.

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    Chapters:
    91/?
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    289
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    72,581
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    Inspired by that tumblr post:

    "In times of peace, rulers grow their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A young ruler refuses to cut his hair, attempting to make peace with the invaders. The enemy leader, steps forward, draws their blade and cuts it themselves."

    There will be angst, canon-standard miscommunication, romance, love, a happy ending!

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    Chapters:
    23/23
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    "I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" Jaskier asked, fidgeting with his bead necklace and staring at the open gates of Oxenfurt from a distance.

    "Hmmm," Geralt hummed.

    "Thank you, darling. Very insightful."

    "You're going to go there no matter what." Geralt shrugged.

    ****

    Oxenfurt was a busy place, filled with both bardic rivalry and friendships. A killer on the loose didn't make navigating the city and its intricacies any easier for Jaskier and Geralt.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    24
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    With just two years left, and then no more choir practices, writing songs by the lake and preparing for the exams. Julian wanted to survive till the end of Hogwarts without any further trouble. That was a plan. A damn good plan. 

    But everything went to hell in a hand-basket when the new guy was transferred to Hogwarts right before their 6th year.

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    2/?
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    The Leshy had been the final fucking straw.
    For decades, Eskel had found himself increasingly sick of walking the Path and living the life of monsters and money.
    He had spent most of his life being hated for something he had no choice in: becoming a mutant.
    It was thankless work, people didn’t want to pay even when he’d bested their monster, and everyone was afraid of him.
    But winter came yet again as Eskel made his way up to Kaer Morhen, badly injured by a fucking Leshy, of all things,
    And by the time Eskel was deemed free of the Leshy and able to rest, everyone else in the Keep was wrapped around the fingers of Geralt’s daughter, Ciri.
    So when the pass was clear enough for travel in the spring, Eskel had made up his mind: he was done with doing what was expected of him.
    Eskel wanted to retire.
    In years bygone, Eskel had spent some time in Oxenfurt, sitting in on whatever classes at the University that allowed mutants, and he’d thoroughly enjoyed that pursuit of knowledge, though he could never afford the tuition to attend as a student.
    And that is how Eskel found himself sneaking silently into a lecture on music theory given by “Professor Julian Pankratz”.

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    Jaskier can and will risk getting the shit beaten out of him to flirt with a beautiful stranger. Luckily for him, Geralt's not actually glaring at him. He's just...looking intensely.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    31
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    189
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    11
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    Based on the game choices where Dettlaff killed Syanna and Geralt lets him go. Five years later, after Regis has been putting a lot of work on Dettlaff, invited him to a performance Dandelion and Priscilla wanted to share. Some don't know he's a vampire and thus makes everyone uneasy. Regis knows that Lambert likes Gwent and to diverge attention and tension, suggests that the two witchers play a few rounds. Leading to some interesting bonding moments.

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    54
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    6
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    1,465
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    At the start of the new academic year, Jaskier and his classmates from theater decide to put themselves out more to make new friends. They decide to attempt this through organizing a party.

    Jaskier is especially bold and invites Geralt, who he has been crushing on for at least a year now.

    All is well. All is good... Until Jaskier meets the new tenant who rents the room under his.

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    2/?
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    The quest to save Geralt brings Yennefer, Regis and Ameer to the wild and strange lands of Velen. Here, in these swamps fraught with dangers, they will be pushed to their emotional limits as they face monsters, cults, and their own darkest inner demons.

    A story following the canon of the Witcher book series and game series, set one year after the events of Blood and Wine.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    36
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    14,667
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    Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
    To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
    When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.

     

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    Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.

    “Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”

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    Upon returning to his alma mater whilst his wolf wintered in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier could hardly wait to spend long cold nights laughing with his closest friends from school and bright, sunny days instructing the newest generation of talented young bardlings Oxenfurt housed.

    Everything was going splendidly, right up until Jaskier’s one true enemy, Valdo Marx, decided he would also be wintering at Oxenfurt.

    Nevertheless, Jaskier resolved himself to have an excellent season. He was sure nothing too catastrophic could go wrong in one short winter, no matter how unpleasant the company may be.

    (*Narrator voice* : Everything went catastrophically wrong almost immediately -and the company was indescribably unpleasant-, but then again, what’s a little unadulterated hatred between friends?)

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    186
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    44
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    2,728
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    Most people hold baggage. It's natural to carry around the worst of your life with you. But Jaskier was taught to shed all that darkness, and only carry the light with him. As a bard, he did so, willingly, refusing to let the anguish of his life haunt him on his journeys. So when his painful past comes back to bite him on the ass, he must face it head-on, but this time not alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,750
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    7,588

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