26lizards
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
You’re in the shitty little break room the 41st precinct boasts, getting coffee and half-listening to whatever story Patrol Officer Torson is entertaining a small crowd with. He gestures wildly, describing a crack shot he made through a window that he swears hit the gun straight out of the perp's hand where he was about to shoot. Williams snorts, “More likely scared the guy so bad he just dropped it.”
“Well I could hardly blame him for getting scared, seeing this officer of the law coming in hot.” Torson makes a show of flexing his muscles, straining against the uniform that he always complains about being too tight. Sergeant Du Bois laughs and wolf whistles, you and the other officers not paying the display much mind. He leans forward on his knee from where he’s half sitting on the counter, “I’m pretty sure any of us have better aim than you, Torson, I’ve seen your shooting results.”
Where Jean mentions that he's never shot a gun before and Harry gives him a lesson.
Recent bookmarks
-
THE CASE OF THE MISSING DANCE PARTNER by Houseofchaos, mayhawk
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
03 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
In the aftermath of Martinaise, Harry goes back to his apartment and finds evidence of a mysterious blonde lady friend. He begins a stereo-investigation, with the help of Kim and Jean.
YOU: "Um, maybe you could clear something up for me?"
LILAC LIPSTICK: Shoot, tiger.
SAVOIR FAIRE: If lipsticks could wink, this one just did.
YOU: "Only, I just woke up two weeks ago, and I don’t really remember anything…? Can you tell me who you used to belong to?"
Series
- Part 2 of vicky
Bookmarked by 26lizards
14 Sep 2026
-
Tags
Summary
a comic about harry on his first day back. jeangst.
Bookmarked by 26lizards
14 Sep 2026
-
Tags
Summary
„I didn’t lie to you!” Harry blocks another one of Jean’s attempts to smother him.
„You withheld the information! That’s the fucking same!” Jean smacks him in the head with the pillow he’s using to shield his face, and Harry starts laughing.
„That’s not the same! Jean, stop it!” Harry tries to shake him off, but Jean’s got the upper hand now and starts crawling over him.
„Stop laughing, this is fucking serious, asshole! Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?” Jean’s wrestling with his arms, but he’s almost straddling Harry now, leaving him with no room to fight back.
„Because you would chop my dick off and stuff it in my mouth!” Harry hisses between his teeth, breathless.
„I would just chop it off. But now I will stuff it in your mouth so you choke on it, yes.”
Jean tosses the pillow aside and grabs for Harry’s wrists, trying to pin him down with his body weight.
„Well I’d rather—” Harry twists under him, “—choke on your dick, to be honest,” he forces out between dodging Jean’s attempts at—whatever this is. He doesn’t even know anymore, except that it’s turning him on.Bookmarked by 26lizards
13 Sep 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Then what the hell happened?”
“She tried to choke me. Then slap me.”
Harry’s jaw drops. “No.”
“Yes!” Jean hisses.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,983
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
- Kudos:
- 263
- Bookmarks:
- 31
- Hits:
- 2,357
Bookmarked by 26lizards
13 Sep 2026
-
Tags
Summary
My take on the Martin Luiga tweets of The world is cold and lonely and they are drunk and on drugs so often and the follow up of Jean: (rising up from bed beside Harry) lol that was a fucked up dream all right (puts some speed on the mirror) wake up Harry, we gotta get to work!
Also, it is now the Year of the Horse which translates in my mind to need more Jean riding Harry so this is what came of all that combined. It ended up being more of a first time between them fic which isn't what I had intended, but that's just how things go sometimes. :D
Bookmarked by 26lizards
13 Sep 2026