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    It starts—like most things in his life, apparently—with Rose Landry. More specifically, it starts with Rose Landry drunkenly informing him that Shane was actually, really, really good in bed (for a gay ex-boyfriend, that is).

    This is information Ilya did not expect to receive from her of all people. Unfortunately, now he can't stop thinking about it.

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    Or, Five Times Ilya Rozanov Thinks About Getting Railed and One Time Shane Put Him Through a Mattress

    IT'S BOTTOM ILYA, FOLKS.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs’ captain and scorer of the playoff-clinching goal, is giving a perfectly composed post-game interview. His four-year-old has decided that Papa has been talking to strangers for long enough.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    17 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander's tenant is loud, high-maintenance, and personally responsible for at least half of the building's maintenance budget. Ilya Rozanov thinks his landlord is an uptight old man with an unhealthy attachment to building code. They have exactly one thing in common: they hate each other.

    Featuring: smoke detectors, rooftop renovations, and sexual tension disguised as property maintenance.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Fake dating AU: when Yuna insists on setting Shane up with yet another guy, he says he’s already in a relationship and accidentally drops the name of the most unbearable person on earth. Now they have to spend Christmas together in Ottawa. (According to Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is the most unbearable person on the planet.)

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    15 Aug 2026