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Miranda wonders why everyone gets hugs from Andrea. Everyone, that is, except for her.
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30 Aug 2026
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(you could let it all go) it's called: freefall by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
10 Jul 2026
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“Does that really help you?”
“Does what really help me?”
“That,” she nodded towards Madeline. “Your fingers?”
Madeline finally tore her gaze away from the television, blue eyes filled with confusion. “My fingers?”
Helen rolled her eyes. “You cannot tell me you’ve never realized you suck on something to soothe yourself.”
“Well, yeah, I like having something in my mouth. Ernest called it an oral fixation.”
“He was correct.”
“Ew,” Madeline whined, pouting. “Don’t agree with him.”
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The one where Helen offers herself to be Madeline's personal pacifier.
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10 Jul 2026
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Three years after Paris, Andy Sachs inherits a crumbling inn in Vermont from an aunt she barely knew. What she doesn't expect is to find Miranda Priestly standing in the driveway…
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16 Jan 2026
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Andy blames the weather. Miranda, of course, blames Andy.
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30 Nov 2025
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Over a year after Paris Andy is still working for Miranda. Everything is going great and Andy couldn’t ask for more. She wouldn’t dare.
One day on the elevator Miranda proposes.
They aren’t dating.
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06 Sep 2025