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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
**COMPLETE**
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- Part 1 of The Camden Series
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A Man in Uniform by asecretattempt (AcanthaMD)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
02 Nov 2025
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The rough wood of the barn wall scraped against her palms, the chill of the autumnal air raising goosebumps on her thighs as he backed her up against a solid beam. Their mouths met in a greedy, needy, all-consuming kiss. This was normal, right? Every woman must have these fantasies at some point—of being with an infantryman whose name she didn't know, whose face she'd only ever seen half of. It was a shame, then, that the one man who made her forget a promise she’d held for years was a complete stranger.
There had to be something in the water.
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Or an alternative version of when Cloud first came back to Nibelheim.
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Camden is London’s definitive home of alternative, rock, and grassroots music, steeped in a counter-cultural history spanning from 1960s psychedelic rock to the 1990s Britpop era. Today, this North London enclave continues to pulse with world-class gigs across its sprawling, historic pub network. Punk Rock was birthed in Camden and became the counter-cultural sound of the 70s. Bands including The Clash, The Sex Pistols and The Ramones took centre stage in Camden during the 70s. To this day, Punk Rock is still a major music scene that calls Camden its home.
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In the centre of it all, sitting on one of the paint-stained tables, confidence radiating off him, was Naruto. His dandelion blond hair was tousled in a way that was so gorgeous it almost seemed manufactured, like he’d deliberately styled it to look like a sexy bedhead but Sasuke knew it was genuine because . . . well, it was Naruto. He was genuine to a fault.
There were even streaks of red and orange paint on Naruto's cheeks, sideways slashes like coy little whiskers, as if he was a fey or a shapeshifter, come to tempt Sasuke. The wickedness at the edges of his smile didn’t help either, the sharp tilt that whispered, i’ve been dreaming about fucking you.
Sasuke wasn’t one for flowery descriptions in his writing. His style, even in poetry, tended towards sparse, but Naruto—and only Naruto—drew Sasuke’s mind to metaphor and the mythic.
Sasuke visits Naruto at the art studio after hours. He’s stressed about his writing and Naruto has a wicked and messy idea on how to take care of him.
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- Part 2 of lavender prose
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Slowly—too slowly—Naruto traced up and down Sasuke’s knuckles, caressing each finger, skipping across his bones. Sasuke’s fingers twitched—he wanted to grip Naruto’s hand, to pull him closer, to take more, but, as if sensing it, Naruto’s fingers slid up the back of his hand and circled his wrist lightly, holding, commanding—stay—he seemed to say.
And Sasuke obeyed.
With his other hand, Naruto reached for his Kindle. “It’s just us here,” he said softly. “You said you wanted to read good smut.” He tapped on the screen and pushed it towards Sasuke. “Here. This one’s my favourite.”
Sasuke nodded, pulled it closer with his other hand, not wanting to withdraw from Naruto’s touch, when suddenly the blond’s expression changed into something playful yet predatory.
“Read it aloud.”
Naruto reads smut in a stylish library. Sasuke is the night shift librarian. The topic of Hysterical Literature and smutty fanfiction comes up and Naruto has a sexy voice and wicked ideas.
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- Part 1 of lavender prose
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The third time Naruto came home from a mission to find Sasuke in his house, he didn’t even bother pretending to look guilty. He was seated at the table, dark head bowed over a bowl of Naruto’s favorite cereal, and wearing his froggy house slippers. He gave Naruto the briefest of glances, pushing his overgrown bangs back to reveal a flash of violet, and then returned to eating.
“Hey.” Naruto said, shucking his shoes off. Then, impulsively. “I’m home.”
“You’re out of cereal.” Sasuke said, eating it.
Through hard work and dedication, all things are possible. Or, Sasuke moves back to Konoha and learns how to be a functioning member of society, thanks to Naruto's constant pestering.
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- Part 1 of Domestication
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
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10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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07 May 2026
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From this angle, the strong line of Naruto's neck was clearly evident, as was the silver collar wrapped around it. Sasuke turned his head. He couldn't look at him.
"Stand up," he said. "What kind of Dom gets on their knees to apologize?"
"Nothing wrong with having a Dom on their knees," said Naruto.
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Sasuke has spent the better half of thirty years hiding his identity as a Sub. It only takes one young, wealthy, hotheaded Dom to make it fall apart.