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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Rumor has it Draco Malfoy is an Unspeakable working in the Death Room, and his lover is the last of the Nott line, and they live together in a dark manor full of illegal artefacts, and Draco has a tail. All true. But now a mysterious necromancer claims to have raised an unnamed Death Eater just as Harry and Ginny Potter have decided to open their marriage, and everyone’s loyalties are about to be tested.

    The Auror Department wants to take the case from Draco. Hell wants Draco to bring in the necromancer. Harry wants to make NottPott happen. And Draco wants to know if he can trust his slut boyfriend after stealing him from the last person he cheated on.

    Also: Draco’s parents aren’t happy he and Theo are appearing in public. Draco just saw the last person he expected to see in Hell. And Theo’s Love Room colleagues seem to think Draco is . . . sweet? Everyone is going through it, and we’re all going back to Hell.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Harry discovers that it is much easier to make Slytherins nice with love than with aggression. What was the saying again? You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

    What starts with a few random compliments and smiles quickly leads to hugs, lingering touches, a few kisses... but before he knows it, Harry is the one who wants more.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    03 Aug 2025