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    A first meeting gone wrong: Astarion tries to slake his thirst on one of the crash victims, Wyll tries to kill a monster.

    The team finds themselves with a captive, seemingly immortal, vampire and no good options. Can Astarion find a way to escape the role the author has chosen for him? Can forgiveness and friendship be forged between these walking wounded, who all have reasons to trust no-one?

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    21 Sep 2025

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    UEAGAHHAA AAAGH YEAHHSSSS YEEEESSS I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH IM GOING TO EXPLODE OH MY GODS YEAAAHHHH BABYYY ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥‼️💥💥 YEAHHHAGAHAGAGA AGAHGAGA IM SO GLAD ITS BEING CONTINUED THIS IS MY LIFELINE IM SO URGAHAGAG AGAHAGA AAAGH SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

  2. Rec 35

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    Halsin has lived long enough to gain and lose many a friend, lover, companion. Such is the fate of elves that seek out company of shorter-lived races. So, when he meets a ragtag group of circumstance-driven adventurers, headed for the dangerous Shadow Cursed lands, he tries his best not to let his heart get too attached.

    Astarion knows his group is looking for a solution to their tadpole problem. Unfortunately for them, said tadpole appears to be the solution to his more pressing Cazador problem. So, he does what he must do: charm and manipulate his way to safety, just as he always has. He didn't account for it leaving such a bitter taste in his mouth.

    Neither of them was prepared for the other, and yet, they were inevitable.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    AGHAHAJAH AGHH I NEED MORE AAUUGH IM GOING THROUGH HELL ITS THE ONLY CURE

  3. Rec 18

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    It had to have been days now. Days since the last time Astarion felt the warmth of the sun on his skin. Days since the last time anybody had spoken a word to him, save for the rattling old carcass that came down to the kennels to check on him each day. Days since he'd seen his companions' faces. Any hope that they'd rescue him dwindled after the first twenty-four hours, leaving him to wonder how he’d developed so much hope in the first place.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Gang’s favorite vampire gets saved RUAGAHGA AGH 💥💥💥

    We all know they can’t live without him it’s save him or die with him

  4. Rec 8

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    "N-Nos una... anima... c-conligata..."

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    'Ah. You still believe I am a manifestation from the tadpole,' the voice replied. 'I can guarantee that I most certainly am not.'

    Staring blankly at the glowing embers in front of him, Astarion had a passing thought that he truly was losing it.

    ‘I can also assure you that you are not “losing it,”’ the voice helpfully supplied, though Astarion couldn’t help but doubt. ‘Do you remember the portal situation?’

    Astarion glanced towards Shadowheart to check that she was asleep. He wasn’t sure he could explain mumbling to himself the same way he’d explained his vampiric nature. “It’s hard to forget with every inch of my body reminding me of it,” he finally replied.

    He heard a laugh ring in his head. ‘I do recall stating that I would properly introduce myself once I had been removed. So, it is quite a pleasure to meet you. I am Gale of Waterdeep.’

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    With the mindflayer tadpole not being the only new addition to his body, Astarion needs to learn how to deal with the consequences of Gale's actions. With enough thoughts, feelings, and hunger for two people, will he still manage to save the world?

    Can he save Gale in the meantime?

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Whacked in the face with no ‘next chapter’ button AUGH AGHH AAAAGH 💔💔 anyways this is delicious, I crave more RAGH

  5. Rec 42

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    When a lone Lightkeeper, exploring the wilds of Nod-Krai in search of the Wild Hunt, stumbles across the recently resurrected Rächer of Solnari he is sure they are in for another fight. Lucky (or unlucky) for him it seems that Rerir, influenced by his freshly reawakened hormones, has other plans.

    And who is Flins to deny that he may the best suited for such tasks?

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Ouhh.. urgh.. AGH AAAA YES LORD 😫‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS WHAT I CRAVE URGAHAGAHg YEAGAHGA

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