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    “I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”

    “If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”

    And just like that, the bubble popped.

    “I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.

    He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.

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    Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    He stretches out one arm over his head, arches his back, and forces a moan, breathy and loud. Men always liked that.

    Except—

    "What the fuck are you doing?” Daniel says, rocking back onto his heels. “Cut it out.”

    Armand blinks, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “I—What?”

    "Moaning like a porn star. I barely even touched you."

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    Armand isn't sure how to have sex with someone without reading their mind. His attempts to play into Daniel's fantasies don't exactly go to plan.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    There’s something different about Armand’s body now, hunched shoulders making him look smaller than a creature of his power has any right to be. His eyes have gone all foggy and weird. Well, weirder.
    “Maître wants you leaving here, free of any lingering resentment. Perhaps even with a sense that sufficient penance has been done.”

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    Armand has had a rough few days torturing Daniel. But with Louis out of commission, who could he possibly use for his self-flagellation purposes now?

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    20 Jun 2026

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Dean finds some... interesting Catholic prayers, and decides to use them to "dirty-pray" to Castiel. Castiel loves it—he really shouldn't, but he does.

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    05 Jun 2026