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The Strawhats find themselves in the Kamabakka Queendom-- a situation that has Sanji less than enthused. A situation that he could have gotten over if Ivankov hadn't thrown a curve ball straight at his face in the shape of a female Zoro. Supposedly it's temporary. Supposedly no one has a problem with it. Well, Sanji has a problem and he's making it known to everyone's great chagrin. Little does he know that everything he thinks he knows is about to fall apart and the very person about to humble him is Zoro just as he is, just as he's always been. Except with impressive tits and a regrettably cute voice.
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01 Aug 2026
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10 Things I (Don't) Hate About You by Kaiisan for nomunun
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2024
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Zoro, a recent transfer student and general loner, just wants to finish school and start working full time. He’s not interested in friends, much less relationships.
Sanji wants to be done with school just as badly - if only so he can go to his dream college in the fall, hundreds of miles away from his overbearing step family.
Nami just wants to take her super hot best friend Vivi to prom - as girlfriends. The problem is, Vivi’s family has strict rules in place, and Vivi isn’t allowed to do anything that her older step-brother Sanji won’t do. And Sanji won’t do anything but study.
Nami decides to put a plan together that will not only bring Sanji out of his shell and get him to enjoy his final year of highschool, but allow the girls the bit of freedom they’ve been craving. And with a bit of luck, nobody will get hurt - or broken-hearted.
A Zosan retelling of 10 Things I Hate About You, with minor adjustments to add canon-typical behaviour!
Written for the Enmity bang!
Art by the lovely @/nomunun on twitter!- Language:
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23 Jul 2026
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Sanji, a figure skater and Zoro, an ice hockey player, were dating, until Zoro's best friend had an accident, causing their relationship to fall apart. To their mutual displeasure, their teams are forced to share a rink.
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Sanji went up to Zoro and forcefully grabbed him by his jersey, right above the chest, pulling him toward himself. “I certainly regret to ever have dated your ugly ass.”, he said, piercing him with a warning stare. “But what is even more regrettable than the time I have wasted on you is the person you turned into since you became captain and since Kuina-“ Having heard that name, Zoro immediately shoved Sanji off him, grabbing him by his costume. “Don’t you fucking dare take her name in your mouth.”
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- Part 1 of On thin ice
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22 Jul 2026
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Accidentally hooking up with your coworker by ShiroLikesSanji (Shirolikestowrite)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
29 Jun 2026
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"Say it. What were you hoping some nameless, faceless stranger would do to you tonight?"
"I was hoping," Zoro said, forcing each syllable out, "to get to fuck someone so thoroughly I wouldn't be able to remember my own name, let alone think about work."
"But since it's you," Zoro continued, "that's clearly off the table. Because you're an insufferable, pretentious, condescending—"
"Marimo."
"—bastard who argues about Oxford commas like it's a holy war—"
"Moss-for-brains."
"—and who probably couldn't make anyone feel good if he tried, because all you do is talk, and criticize, and pick at every little thing until—"
Sanji's mouth crashed against his with the same energy as their arguments.
"Fuck you," Sanji breathed, pulling back just enough to speak.
"Fuck you."
"Fuck—" Sanji kissed him again
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- Part 14 of shiro's zosan oneshots .✦ ݁˖
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22 Jul 2026
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We & Us by trafalgar_lane
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece - All Media Types
02 Aug 2026
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Imagine getting stuck in a completely different dimension where you meet YOURSELF in a different setting. Meeting another version of yourself getting hurt by the fact that you couldn't make a move on the person you've been longing for such a long time. Then there came the person you love- a different version of the person who could make you feel loved and accepted.
"Stylist curly..."
"I hope my own Zoro would love me like how you love your Sanji."
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21 Jul 2026