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And I swear to you I'll give you more than I have tonight by Assilemm
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Sep 2026
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It does not make sense to Mike. She does not want to spend time with the people who bullied and made fun of them, especially now that they have finally graduated.
Still, she is here now, in front of Stacey’s enormous house. All because she could not say no to Willow, not after seeing her genuinely excited about this party.
This will be a disaster. She bitterly thought to herself as she slowly follows El and Daisy towards the front door.
“Come on Wheeler, don’t be a sore loser.” Max suddenly put his arm around her shoulder to steer her inside. “We will play your D&D game tomorrow. Now we party!” He playfully smirks at her.
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OR: The gender bent version of the Party going to Stacey’s party!
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How to ask out the cute barista (without getting gay panic): A guide by Sydney Novak by Assilemm
Fandoms: I Am Not Okay with This (TV 2020)
01 Jun 2026
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“Do you come here often?” Syd suddenly asks, not really thinking about what she is saying.
“Well, yeah, I kind of work here.” The barista smiles kindly.
OH MY GOD. She is such an idiot. OMG-
“Right.” Syd clears her throat, feeling her face turning tomato red. “Thanks for the coffee.” She quickly turns around, hoping the ground would just swallow her whole.
Or: 5 times Syd failed to ask out Dina, the cute barista from her favorite coffee shop + 1 time it worked?
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Roommates, colleagues, anything but lovers (history hates lovers) by Assilemm
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
12 Apr 2026
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“So, lets pretend to be in a relationship.” She proposes the fact casually, not even bothering to look up from Enid’s phone as she says it.
“What? Are you sure you want to do this?”
“I proposed the idea, didn’t I.” Comes the sarcastic reply.
“Yes, you did. Okay, if, you are absolutely sure?” Enid asks for the last time.
“I am.”
“Well, then are we doing this like last time, hand holding and a few pet names? Or is there a specific way we must act in front of your parents?”
The psychic considers the question for a while.
“I think our performance last time was adequate. It will have to be enough to fool my parents.”
How hard can it be to pretend to date the love of your life?Or: A misunderstanding causes Wednesday and Enid to fake dating for Wednesday’s parents.
(‘Wednesday Fell First, But Enid Fell Harder.’ And Wenclair finally getting together)
Post season 1 (NOT season 2 complied)Series
- Part 2 of Fake it till you make it
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"So, let me get this straight, you want me to meet your parents and pretend to be your girlfriend, yes?"
"Yes?"
There is no way, she will agree to this-
"Okay."
Wait, what? Wednesday agreed, just like that.
"Okay?" Enid asked hesitantly, to make sure that she heard it right.
"Yes, I will meet your parents as your 'fake' girlfriend. Under a few conditions of course."
Or: Enid and Wednesday fake dating for Enid’s parents.
(Pre Wenclair relationship)
Set post season 1 (NOT season 2 compliant)Series
- Part 1 of Fake it till you make it
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Nancy does not really know what she has to do, she never got a tattoo before.
"You should definitely drink and eat before the appointment. Wear something comfortable, loose. And if you already have a specific Design or font for the tattoo, you should bring that with you."
"Okay."
"It will be alright. I’ll see you tomorrow at six then."
"Yes, tomorrow at six. Goodbye Jon."
"Goodbye Nance."As he left the shop, Nancy was already feeling nervous, but also kind of exited about tomorrow.
Nancy Wheeler was getting a tattoo.
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OR: Ronance in a Flower shop/Tattoo Parlor AU
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Wenclair fake relationship turning into a real one :))
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𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. It is distinctive for its mother-of-pearl sheen, and steam rises from the potion in spirals. Amortentia smells different to each person, according to what attracts them.
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This an Alternative Universe where Olivia & Viola get the happy (gay) ending they deserve.
My personal headcanon for this series:
Lesbian Olivia (dealing with comphet)
Bisexual Viola
(Background: Bisexual Sebastian & Duke)- Words:
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My headcanon for this series:
Enid - Pansexual
Wednesday - on the AroAce spectrum (asexual & demiromantic)- Words:
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