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It All Started With a Scandalous Bouquet of Flowers by DragonFireCheetah
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2015
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Thorin tries to give Bilbo a bouquet of flowers in order to show that he wants to court the Hobbit. However, in the language of flowers that every Hobbit knows, the dwarf King is saying all the wrong things. With the help of betting pools and the addition of Fili and Kili shenanigans, chaos ensues. 5 Years after BOFA. Nobody died. Rated for F-bomb.
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26 Sep 2026
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So it went: the mountain was reclaimed, and the kingdom was reborn in war.
There were elves, dwarves, men, horses, orcs, wargs, running, fighting, yelling, dying. Bilbo, too, ran, but he had eyes for one thing and one thing only:Thorin.
And he found him, there, on Ravenhill, battling the great white orc, right where Bilbo knew and dreaded he would be. And as he dreaded, as he feared like he had never feared anything before, Thorin was struck down before his eyes, and Azog raised his blade for the killing blow.
Bilbo didn’t even have to think. He slipped off the ring, and he charged.
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After the battle, all seems like it's ended better than anyone could possibly have hoped for. The company is alive, and Thorin and Bilbo are soon to be married. But all is not the happy ending it seems.
Something is wrong with Bilbo.
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03 Sep 2026
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A frustrating courtship by Desdaddy
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Feb 2022
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Bilbo is irritated at Thorin for whatever reason and decided to express it the Hobbit way. Except the Hobbit was is subtle as hell, like overseasoning their food constantly addressing them formally, giving them gifts that are unsuited to them or sized wrong, the kind of stuff that can be really easily misinterpreted to people not aware of the implications
So to Thorin, Bilbo's irritation comes off as courtship attempts
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29 Aug 2026
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The "Dying" Hobbit by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jun 2014
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"It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."
Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.
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18 Jul 2026
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Episodes from Middle Earth by paranoid_fridge
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Aug 2017
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Collection of one-shots. Please look at the complete list in ch.1 for details. The most recent instalments:
43. Bilbo departs from Erebor, knowing only Thorin lives. Years later, Thorin comes for him.
44. In the darkest hour, Bilbo plants the acorn in Dale.
45. Mountain winters are not for hobbits.
46. Bilbo is injured by the spiders.
47. After learning of Thorin's upcoming political marriage and another piece of unfortunate news, Bilbo leaves Erebor.
48. A mysterious gift turns Thorin and Bilbo into children.
49. As Thorin sinks into goldsickness, Bilbo finds himself sick with something else.
50. Five Times Thorin put his clothes (coat) on Bilbo, and one time Bilbo did that himself.
51. The battle is won. But the prize, to Thorin, was too high.
52. In another series of events, the conflict surrounding Erebor is resolved by games. And mushroom stew.
53. Bilbo figures out how to use the Arkenstone during battle. But the price for using its power is high.
54. Summer has come to the East: too hot for hobbits general and too sunny for certain parts of Thorin's skin not used to exposure.
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17 Jul 2026