B_TCH_SSMOTHERF_CKER
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The curse on the Yogurt Kingdom had been there as far as anyone could remember…probably. When the curse itself spins lies from thin air, who knows if what someone tells you is the truth, or something that disguised itself as one.
Pure Vanilla has always been good at detecting false information. Pure Vanilla does not have voices in his head. These two things are connected.
Tanned skin, silky golden hair, far-too familiar mismatched eyes, but the most damning thing of all was the mark on their forehead, right where they were…it doesn’t matter, what does matter was that it was his Light! His Light has finally been returned to him! His co-star, his muse, his queen, his sweet little healer, his one-and-only, is back at his side once more! And no one will ever take him away again. Ever.'
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Birds, Bears, Dragons, Butterflies, Sheep, Oh My! And Beasts! by B_TCH_SSMOTHERF_CKER
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Apr 2026
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Pure vanilla cookie has been acting…strange.
It was subtle enough at first to just chalk it up to the events that have been transpiring over the past couple of months and his nature as a worrier. But then it started to escalate.
It started as gentle chidings about injuries and taking the time to rest, which was fair.
Then he started sitting with them to make sure they ate their food, rude, but still fair.
He would not let them roam the castle on their own.
He wouldn’t give them back their weapons.I do not consent to my works being put into and/or having fan content from AI
There is currently no audios for this and is not uploaded anywhere but AO3 (and maybe my tumblr IDK)
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There is a monster said to live at the top of the Peak of Truth, keeping all the citizens below away from the Truth itself. While hunters have gone missing and Cookies never survive the trek up, one had managed to breach the natural walls surrounding the Temple of Truth. A wandering Priest, and Naga, who may understand more than meets the eye.
Say, have I met you before?
From The Tome of Great Big Lies
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- Part 1 of The Songbird Series
Bookmarked by B_TCH_SSMOTHERF_CKER
11 Sep 2026
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I Just Adore You by Tsuki_Luv
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
28 Dec 2025
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Lloyd, Arin, and Sora, small family of three, adopt the habit of falling asleep on the couch together. It continues for years.
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A 5+1 of every time Lloyd falls asleep on the couch with his kids, and the one time he can't.
Except the +1 is before number 5, because I felt it better to write it in chronological order, and this way we get a happy ending anyway!
This does not need to be read in relation to my series, the only background knowledge you need is that Lloyd takes them in at age 10/11 rather than 15/16. The characters age up throughout this story.
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- Part 2 of Lloyd v.s. Fatherhood
Bookmarked by B_TCH_SSMOTHERF_CKER
02 Sep 2026
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Lost and found au by Mecha_Crystal
Fandom LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
02 Jul 2025
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30 Aug 2026
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I Understand Now by WarriorTriviaMaster
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
18 Apr 2025
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Lloyd finally understands a tradition his uncle had every Day of the Departed.
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- Part 1 of Lloyd Angst
Bookmarked by B_TCH_SSMOTHERF_CKER
30 Aug 2026
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Windows of the Soul by CoopPenny
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
14 Jun 2020
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Kusuo gets contacts after so many incidents of his glasses being knocked off or broken. He never expected to get such a big reaction…
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30 Aug 2026