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Sea Lion Woman by originalblue
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Jul 2026
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There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."
"That's not a thing."
"It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.
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Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.
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27 Jul 2026
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Shane is boring the way a sniper is boring. Boring the way a glacier is boring. Very slow, very quiet, very inevitable, and then suddenly you're kinda fucked.
Or, Ilya deserves a medal for the number of lives he's saved with the power of his dick and the ability to fuck the concept of revenge out of his husband's mind.
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20 Jul 2026
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Shane and Ilya are different behind closed doors.
A multi POV fic that allows other characters to get a glimpse behind the wall.- Language:
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20 Jul 2026
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Naruto is only five years old when the Hokage whisks her away from that terrible orphanage and gives her an apartment of her own.
But Naruto is only five years old, and the money she’s given once a month barely lasts two weeks with the prices that the shops charge her. Naruto is only five years old, and she doesn’t know how to cook for herself or how to safely pick up glass from shattered windows. She doesn’t know how to get bloodstains out of the floor either.
Konoha has abandoned her. Luckily, she isn’t the only one.
Street kids teach her how to lift wallets from civilians that won’t notice. She finds siblings among those with no parents or matrons to tell them to hate her. Prostitutes teach her how to take care of herself. She finds mothers among those who dry her tears and teach her how to smile in the face of all hardships. Gangsters defend her home from the villagers that constantly vandalize it. She finds mentors among those who teach her to bare her teeth and fight back.
Konoha is eager to forget the kind of power that comes with a jinchuuriki’s sacrifice, but the red-light district isn’t. They know that power like that can change their lives. Why would they alienate the girl who holds it?
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietitian his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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16 Jul 2026