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Rid Yourself of Wrackspurts: A Practical Guide by gigglegal88
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Just Like Heaven (2005)
07 Aug 2024
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Pansy just wants to sulk on her couch, but Granger’s annoying in home assistant won’t let her.
Daphne wants Pansy to shower.
Hermione wants Pansy out of her flat.
Draco thinks Hermione is a ghost.
Luna wants to help everyone get rid of wrackspurts.Pansmione based loosely on 2000s RomCom Just like Heaven.
“What the hell are you doing here?” A shrill voice cut through her drunken stupor.
Pansy’s eyes snapped open. Hermione Granger stood just on the other side of the coffee table, hands on her hips, staring daggers at her. Though the Gryffindor Prefect was clad in muggle jeans and a soft pink jumper, Pansy had the distinct feeling she’d just been caught necking in a broom closet.
“Gr…Granger?!?” She spluttered. She closed her eyes tight and when she opened them she was alone. She looked at the bottle of wine and then back at the spot the witch had stood. She shook her head. It was late. She was drunk. That’s all. She’d feel better after a hangover potion and a night’s rest.
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21 Jun 2026
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Three years after the war Hermione Granger has completed multiple masteries and begun work on magical inventions involving time and mind magic. Upon hearing from Draco about Hermione's work, Narcissa hires Hermione to help investigate a question that has been haunting her since the Battle of Hogwarts " Why did Bellatrix end up the way she did?". As the investigation progresses it becomes readily apparent all is not as it seems.
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22 Dec 2025
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a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground by piesofrage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2021
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The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.
And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.
(aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)
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23 May 2025
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Hermione, Pansy, and two others are trapped in the Room of Requirement, forced through its shifting trials while someone on the outside manipulates the room—and them. As they search for a way out, hidden secrets surface, including subtle alterations to Pansy's memories designed to make her doubt those around her. With escape slipping further out of reach, they begin to realize the real threat isn’t the room itself, but whoever is controlling it.
Disclaimer: This story is just for fun, and I'm not gaining any monetary profit off of it.
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20 Apr 2025
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Walking into Shorty’s Nicole felt more at home and alive, than she had done for the longest period.
Nicole had been raised in the church all her life…and had been to almost every service…and had been a strong character in the community…always helping out…always making sure that everyone was included...
Except herself.
Nicole believe she is straight....and in a 'relationship' with a man...well at least sort of...and Waverly is big ol lesbian!
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27 Feb 2025