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Despite Everything, It's Still You by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
31 Oct 2024
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By any reasonable metric, the Agarthan assassin Kronya – Crypteia-caste, Batch LXVI, extracted ‘31 by the meanest breeders in the Knossos Unit – should be having the time of her life right now.
The Garreg Mach infiltration went off without a hitch, this ‘Monica’ identity’s a cakewalk, and she gets to bully Thales’ little puppet princess all she likes these next few moons, ‘til the brat finally kicks off the topside war against the Nabateans. She’s at the top of her game, running circles around these surface-dwelling beasts, things're going great!
...so then, why can’t Kronya shed this gnawing feeling that something's about to go utterly, catastrophically wrong?
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You know why. And it's almost time.》(tl;dr—A mildly macabre morsel of Monigard love for the Halloween season & queers who know true devotion never dies. Updates Every Other Week.)
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Boys Will Be Boys* [Citation Needed] by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Aug 2024
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That’s what they say, isn’t it? All boys, plucked from the box and arrayed upon the game board as boys, will only ever be boys – even those who don’t quite 'boy' correctly – and so it is, and always shall be, such is the Goddess’ mandate for the natural world, et cetera, et cetera, praise Sothis.
Since childhood, one young man has been plagued with unseemly doubts about his place on the proverbial board; traitorous thoughts like hardy seeds buried deep in the unwelcoming Faerghan soil, waiting for a rare season to blossom at last. The self-destructive, self-loathing playboy, Sylvain Gautier, has no place in the brave new world Edelgard has envisioned... But Sylvia just might.
(tl;dr - The egg-cracking and self-substantiation of Transfem!Sylvain across Crimson Flower, for #FETransWeek)
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Curiosity Kindled the Cat (A Selfless Feline, Burning Black) by Badendchan
Fandoms: RWBY
13 Jul 2023
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“I cannot deny your actions… complicated plans already in motion for quite some time, Miss Belladonna," explains Ozpin, "yet I acknowledge you’ve risked your safety to bring me, hardly more than a stranger, information which could save thousands of lives the world over. Why I hesitate to put forth this proposal is not merely its confidentiality, but its enormity. Those I entrust with this duty rarely lead long, peaceful lives, nor pass away in their sleep, at a ripe old age, free of regret."
"Mm-hmm." Blake tips her chair back at an angle, takes a deep breath. “So, what’s my mission?”
(tl;dr Blake eavesdrops on Cinder's first rendezvous with Adam, can't leave well enough alone, bungles straight into Ozpin's business, and onto the path to Maidenhood.)
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“Where are the others?! Yang, Blake— Weiss was right next to me!”
“The three of them must’ve had something bigger to work out.”Designated wingwoman Weiss Schnee has long-since suffered the thickness of her teammates' skulls, oblivious to their love for one another. Under normal circumstances, Weiss might thank the bizarre, psychic, semi-sentient realm that is the Ever After for giving those two a push to sort things out... Yet the long-smothered feelings in her own heart cannot escape its notice, and perhaps the intruder in the garden might find she's been welcome all along.
(Or: Bridge Scene, Plus One)
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Palliative (Or: 'That One Quote From Euripides Everyone Knows') by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem Series
06 Feb 2023
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In the midst of grueling war across Fódlan, even a minute's peace is a priceless resource. One could even argue that a valiant leader regularly spending such moments recuperating in a loved one's care might, at times, be all that holds an army together!
(...But even if it wasn't, Monica would insist her Lady do so, regardless.)
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'What Are THEY So Happy About?' -- A Happy Huntresses Anthology by Badendchan
Fandom: RWBY
22 May 2022
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They're lesbians, Harold. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Makoto tripped before the car bomb went off; the blast didn't knock them out. Majima rushes them to the first place he knows despite endangering everyone inside--Club Sunshine. With the help of the hostesses, they go into hiding, not knowing what to do next.
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26 Dec 2025
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necro elysium (yuck!!) by flemeth
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Disco Elysium (Video Game)
27 Feb 2024
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"ALARM [Challenging: Success] — Something is wrong. Missing.
YOU — Your body vies for your attention in sudden, competing aches. And! Everything!! Hurts!!!
INDIGNATION — Ugh! What idiot invented the shoulder! What mega-idiot invented shoulder pain!!"
Or: Mercymorn and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A Disco Elysium AU.
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08 Dec 2025
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Danny just appeared, 7 inches of gnarled clumsy stitching carving a flight path from jaw to temple, redder and more inflamed after his face spent the night bartering with the first ugly steps of healing. And he expected… something.
An accusation, really. A leading interrogation. Because Phantom’s face-gouge had been plastered in HD across the town’s televisions, a turkey slice to match his own ghastly face wound. And his absences and his oddities and his ghost-hunting parents and name and appearance all all all had to finally add up to someone. Everyone.
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Danny is tired of fighting the inevitable. His secret won't last forever. His lies only build a fiction more gnarled and more mangled the longer he keeps it up. He's had enough. He's ready to get this over with.
After a very public fight against Skulker, Danny shows up to school with the exact injury that has been broadcast to every television in Amity Park. If he makes no effort to hide anymore, someone will figure it out. Surely, someone will finally break open the secret that's been dominating Danny's life.
Nothing goes the way Danny expects.
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27 Nov 2025
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She’s breathtaking. Enough that you lose it almost entirely. She’s the most beautiful thing you think you’ve seen- certainly in here. You swallow around your suddenly dry mouth and it doesn’t do anything. You don’t even know what you feel but it sure is something.
“The door.” She says, not unamused. Her voice rough and low and just as specific and her as the rest of her seems to be.
You close it carefully behind you, and when the music of the rest of the club fades to nothing with the sound proofing, you’re left even more off center than before, and you were plenty then.
You turn to face her and something about her seems- impatient. For what you’re not sure, but you also certainly don’t blame her if she is.
She’s looking for something.
Or: I intended to make the 1000th sevika x reader brothel fic and it got away from me
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- Part 1 of The Sevika/Reader Archives
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08 Nov 2025
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