Basalamander



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    The New Squidbeak Splatoon and the Octarian army have been at each other's throats for years, and it finally came to a head with the defeat of DJ Octavio at the hands of Agent 3. With the Octarian army left in tatters, it brings rise to a rebellion. Octolings flock to the surface, integrating with the inklings. In the midst of it all, one inkling and octoling will find their lives entwined in a way they never could have imagined. What were the events leading up to the Octoling Exodus? And how did these two navigate their own traumas?

    (Novelizations of the Splatoon universe. Ordered in chronological order, NOT date written.)

    *Future Novelizations:*
    - Octarian Days: Sashi's time in the Octarian army, long before he meets Marlon
    - Who I Was: Sashi hears the Calamari Inkantation for the first time, and decides to leave the Octarian army
    - Reaper: Marlon's time as an agent, and the remorse he feels
    - The Night We Met: Sashi moves in with Marlon, and they learn more about each other
    - Vessels of Hope: Sashi is considered a weapon of mass destruction and is arrested. Marlon has to free him, while dealing with anti-Octarian sentiments in Inkopolis

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    Branzy’s working on the casino, hours after midnight, when a world reset occurs.

    Now, this would be normal, if there wasn’t a suddenly very irritated Clown hunting him around the casino.

    . . .

    He is doing that, right?

    OR

    Silly world reset happens, and BOOM! Bird boy awakens and Branzy gets multiple heart attacks :)

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    There was a constant threat underlining everything he said. Dealing with the deadliest assassin was one thing, but nobody told him that he was actually dealing with the Devil.

    Clown wasn’t as much of an unpredictable, psychopathic clown as the rumors suggested. But those rumors weren’t far off, either.

    He loved Branzy in his own, twisted way.

    Branzy just wasn’t sure if that love would kill him one day.

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Branzy overthinks things and reminisces over his partnership with Clown right before the casino opens up.

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  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Branzy is spending another sleepless night to work on the casino when something goes... Very wrong.

    And maybe Branzy gets stuck in his own redstone and theres only one other person that could find him.

     

    or Branzy gets rescued and maybe has to grapple with some feelings about Clown

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    It was a nice gesture. So nice that he almost felt bad for betraying him and Subz. If they hadn’t been planning on killing Clown, he’d probably warn them. Try and help fight, maybe, anything besides betray them again to a man who was certainly going to tear them apart with his teeth as soon as he spotted them.

    And yet, they had made the deadliest mistake of all: trusting Branzy to value them over Clown.

    Really, they only had themselves to blame.

    Or: The 'I Betrayed Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin' and 'Scamming My Friends in My Minecraft Casino' videos permanently rewired my brain, so I wrote my spin on the whole fake spawn-killing trap with Clownzy.

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