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Morphine is my newfound confidence by Bitchycornish
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Jun 2018
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Del’s injured and unable to attend an event full of stuck up scotch drinkers.
Unluckily Iden is required to attend
Good thing Del decides to crash the event and he may or may not only be wearing boxers
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vexation by red_streaks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
06 Oct 2026
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“We’re not a couple,” she reiterates for what feels like the hundredth time.
“Sure, Eva.”
Now that tone, she knows that tone well. He’s pretending to agree with her to placate her and fend off a fight. Well, she’s in a fighting mood, her mind is the clearest in the mornings nowadays and she has to take advantage.
“Ryland.”
“Eva Marie.”
She huffs in annoyance. “We’re not in a relationship.”
He sighs tiredly and puts his toast down gingerly. “Not yet, anyway.”
She sputters and slams her hands on the kitchen table. He has the gall to smirk at her and he’s even making eye contact!
“Not ever.”
“You want to tell me that I haven’t been yours for decades, Eva? Go right ahead and take that key back, then.” He settles back into his chair and crosses his arms with a smug smile on his dumb and handsome face. When she places her palm over the key, he smiles at her crookedly.
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Captain Doctor Ryland Grace comes back from Erid with one goal in mind: to annoy Eva Stratt until she relents and enters into a relationship with him. Eva Stratt pretends to be less than enthused.
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- Part 5 of Mariana's Basement of Horrors
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07 Oct 2026
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Sweet Love by bubbletopia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Oct 2026
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Eva laughs, swats him weakly then sighs, tracing her fingertips along her flat stomach when he turns around and heads back for the bed. “Next time we make love, none of that will be going to waste.”
“It didn’t have to go to waste now. We’re a week out, we could’ve given it a go for real,” he notes. Throws an arm around her shoulder so she can nestle into his side.
She takes her place easily, rolling her eyes. “You already know what I’m going to say,” she starts.
“I’m not having children out of wedlock,” they finish in unison.
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strattland get married, freak shit ensues
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07 Oct 2026
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It's been twelve days since Eva Stratt has slept more than ninety minutes at a time. She has a system that works.
She insists she's fine.
Ryland Grace, watching the bags beneath her eyes grow darker every day, heavily disagrees.
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Whumptober Day 1 prompt: "I'm fine"Bookmarked by Bitchycornish
02 Oct 2026
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Operant Conditioning by luvkael
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Sep 2026
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Operant Conditioning is a learning method in which an individual's behavior is shaped by the consequences of that behavior—something Eva Stratt finds herself expericing when she kisses Ryland Grace every time he pounts.
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01 Sep 2026
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It all starts with a bag.
Specifically, with a gift bag.
The bag does not belong on this ship. It looks completely out of place in its lush color, sitting in the middle of my otherwise nondescript room, just like all the others on this ship.
Inside, there’s lingerie. Women's lingerie. It’s just. There. Staring at me. Or maybe I’m staring at it. I don’t even know anymore.
“What, I don’t get a striptease?”
"Eva!"
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Or, the one where Eva buys Grace a present. They discover some things only make sense when you find the right person to share them with.
Bookmarked by Bitchycornish
01 Sep 2026