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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Aziraphale focused his iron gaze on him again. With the unmistakable tone of someone expecting obedience, he ordered: “Now, undress.” His eyes were calm, his expression controlled. Not a hint of red on his cheeks.

    What have I done? Crowley pleaded to himself. Aziraphale’s change in disposition was so complete and effective, Crowley couldn’t but quietly respect the Angel. Crowley had respected the Angel, completely, for millennia. Aziraphale commanded respect. But this Aziraphale - he demanded it. And Crowley might have marvelled at that, if there had still been space enough for it in his rapidly disintegrating mind. There was no pretending anymore - he definitely had a boner now. He also had an order to follow.

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    01 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    It’s been months since Aziraphale returned from Heaven and they stopped the Second Coming, months of freedom and to the observer everything’s gone back to how it used to be. They are talking. About dinner plans and theatre visits and food and music. And they absolutely did talk about what happened in the bookshop. Kind of. And they are fine, absolutely fine!
    Well, they are fooling no one, least of all themselves, though they keep trying.

    One evening their issues become glaringly obvious when Crowley practically flees after Aziraphale invites him into the bookshop.

    And then Crowley goes missing.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    There are books missing from the library in the Abbey. A crime, Aziraphale suspects, that carries something much more serious underneath. He isn't expecting to deal with a demon summoned to kill him. He isn't expecting to find an ally in the oddest place.

    An ally, and something else.

     

    “Okay, so. The thing is,” Crowley starts, shifting again in his spot, “uh, someone wants you dead.”

     

    Aziraphale blinks. “Pardon?”

     

    “Didn’t you hear me? Someone wants you dead. As in deceased. As in six-feet-under. As in–”

     

    “Alright, alright! That’s quite alright, thank you,” Aziraphale chokes out. “I still don’t see–”

     

    Crowley heaves a sigh. “Listen, Angel.” He leans forward, elbows pressed against his knees, his hair falling around him like a curtain made of fire. He closes his eyes before continuing. “Truth is, someone summoned me to, er, to kill you, actually.”

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    18 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Anthony Crowley is an artist working night shifts as a rideshare driver. One night, he picks up a mysterious passenger who appears to be in distress. As their lives gradually become more and more entwined, Crowley goes on a journey he never expected.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Aziraphale Fell works for the family business, Archangel Security, which is still struggling to find its niche. Doing what his strait-laced, class-conscious family expects has helped him ignore the problem of his sexuality right into middle age, but he’s decided it’s time.

    For Anthony Crowley, sexuality isn’t a problem. It’s a slush fund that he could always tap into when he couldn’t pick up enough shifts to pay the bills, or wanted something nice (a profitable strategy for someone who’s always been able to do weird things with his tongue). But for the past couple of years he hasn’t had options. At least business doesn’t affect his personal life, because so far, he’s never had much of one.

    It’s about to get complicated.

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    24 Jul 2026