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White Honey Clinic by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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“I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”
"You're just miffed she's not named after you."
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Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.
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23 Dec 2025
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Tight Jeans, Leather Boots Make a Stiles Go Wee-Woo by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Nov 2014
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22 Dec 2025
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Communal Child-Rearing and Other Diplomatic Necessities by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2023
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Wen Ruohan isn’t necessarily bad with children—he’s just never had any reason to spend much time with them.
Which leaves him entirely unprepared for Wei Ying and his particular method of problem solving.
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Wen Ruohan adopts a baby genius who causes nothing but chaos, and this somehow fixes everything.
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22 Dec 2025
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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22 Dec 2025
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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22 Dec 2025
