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Life with the Malfoys - special edition by Bolonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2026
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Hermione had the glint in her eye again—the one that usually meant Draco would find himself doing something profoundly uncomfortable in the name of “growth.”
“This is going to be good for us,” she said now, unfolding the leaflet titled ‘Sacred Sensual Connection: A Muggle Tantra Experience for Couples.’
Draco raised an eyebrow. “That font is Comic Sans. I’m already out.”
“Too bad. I booked it. And I’m not going alone.”Because life with the Malfoys, as it turns out, does not get simpler with time—only louder, more crowded, and increasingly difficult to escape.
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- Part 2 of Life with the Malfoys
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Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy.
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Scorpius (clutching his chest):
“I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!”
Draco (dryly):
“You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.”
Scorpius:
“A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!”
Hermione (gently):
“You’ll be an amazing big brother.”
Scorpius:
“I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!”
Draco:
“You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.”
Scorpius:
“Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”Series
- Part 1 of Life with the Malfoys
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Nine years ago Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger became unwilling partners when they applied for positions at the same company, with time they became unexpected friends who took the world of experimental potions by storm, and now, at the dawn of a decade, faced with one goal and two very different ideas about how to reach it, they become enemies again.
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Two idiots in love deny it to the point of madness and suffer the consequences.
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23 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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23 Aug 2026
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Draco defects to the Resistance. His Dark Mark is gone, he renounces Occlumency, the deadness abates. And mysteries intrigue him. Granger is such a mystery. A dark, magnificent, awe-inspiring one.
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[Wartime AU. Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Slow Burn.]Series
- Part 1 of EXIT Universe
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14 Aug 2026
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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14 Aug 2026
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Harry approaches Hermione with a serious message: “Someone is chasing me down through time, and we need to catch them before they change the past and the future.”
The culprit, not able to find the Elder Wand in their universe, seeks it out in another —jumpstarting a journey for Hermione to not only travel through the decades but also through alternate universes as she’s tasked with figuring out just why exactly they are after Harry and the Elder Wand.
To add to the complication, Future Draco travels back in time to tell Hermione to bring him along.
***NOW COMPLETE*** (yay)