Caffeinated_Zombie
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“Oh my god,” Piano Man whispered. “You probably assaulted a CEO.”
“NO –“ Chuuya denied, “He’s probably a YouTuber or something, the whole vibe was unhinged.”
Albatross wiped a tear from laughing. “You just described exactly your type, by the way. Hot. Tall. Rich. Annoying. Possibly dangerous. Wears suits unnecessarily. Definitely your type.”
An alternate universe where -
The Flags live
Oda lives
Chuuya is a TECHGOD, a genius compsci student-slash-barista trying to survive uni life without triggering any national cybersecurity incident
and Dazai is the CEO/Port Mafia boss who just wants to spend time with his boyfriend -
numb to everything (bite down) by AngelitoBloodsherry for Mitzuna
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Jul 2026
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After a bad breakup, Chuuya returns to his ancestral village in search of a new beginning. Between an abandoned shrine, a mist-covered forest, and old tales no one dares speak of aloud, he hopes to find peace.
Instead, he finds a spirit who has spent centuries waiting for someone who never came back.
“You won’t hurt me,” Chuuya said.
The kitsune smiled.
“Are you sure?” he purred, leaning in close enough for Chuuya to feel his breath. Sharp fangs nicked Chuuya’s lower lip. “I’ve wanted to ruin you since the moment you stepped onto this mountain, little human.”
Or: Chuuya desperately needs a change of scenery, but he never signed up to share his new place with a mischievous and vengeful kitsune—let alone his mind, his body, and his heart.
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Chuuya learns that Dazai doesn’t hate physical touch as much as he pretends to.
Or teenage skk fluff with little plot.
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24 Jul 2026
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Our favorite boys, Chuuya and Dazai, got Vegas hitched when they were eighteen, drunk, and very stupid. It was a mistake that should have been fixed by morning. But neither of them ever filed the annulment papers.
Now, four years later, Fyodor Dostoevsky has found their marriage certificate and decided to make it everyone's problem, starting with kidnapping Chuuya and broadcasting it to the Armed Detective Agency.
Dazai's going to need a very good explanation, and possibly a rescue plan. In that order.
(Two idiots got married and forgot about it. Fyodor didn't let them forget. Now they'll have to wade through what could have been and what might yet be.)
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22 Jul 2026
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He watches you with anticipation and you look back at the fish and him again, pointing to yourself when you ask, "For me?"
He nods once and you're actually surprised. You could only guess he's been watching and noticing your lack of catches. You give him a smile, genuinely touched.
"Thank you."
His eyebrows raise at the two familiar words and he disappears into the water before you're able to see more of his reaction. It's a short-lived interaction. But it's enough to tell you that he's still here.
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Amidst your repetitive days and weeks, a chance encounter with a creature from the sea transforms your days from its monotone hue to an array of blooming colors.